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[Looker]

THIS IS THE KAAAHND OF WHITEY RACISM THAT PERVADES AND DAWGS THE BLACK MAN IN WHITEY SOCIETY.....

IT IS TAAHHHM FO DE BLACK MAN TO RISE UP AGAINST WHITEY......

SHOLOM A LAKEM MA BRUTHUS.......

[slipnslide087]

im not racist at all man

[Looker]

Im not racist either but I just noticed alot of black activists wear bow ties..

and the "kufi" hat....


when they wear that hat, it means:WHITE PEOPLE START RUNNING!!!!!

[deadboy]

lol Cops is hilarious. In almost every episode there's someone getting caught with a crack pipe and trying to explain to the cop how it's not theirs.

"That ain't mine officer, my girlfriend put that in my car"

"What crackpipe? Oh my momma let me borrow that"

"You found a what? A crack pipe? I use that for reading in the dark."

Thats funny. One guy had heroin in his wallet, in his wallet, and was like "someone put that in there." Why would someone put drugs in your wallet? Like i need a place to rest my heroin, i will put in in someone elses wallet.
Or when the cops leave a bike out in the open and bust whoever steals it. They always say "i thought it was mine".
Dont give the cops the satisfaction of hearing your crazy story, just dont say anything. They arent going to believe the crackpipe you have in your underware got there from a mix up at the laundry mat.
The funniest one was when a guy picked up a cross dressing hooker. They always say " i was just giving her a ride". The look on his face when the cops told him it was a man in a dress was so funny. That hooker looked like a chick too. Cops saved him a big surprise..

[robert42]

lmao yea, ppl are like

"CRACKPIPE!, Oh thats what it is oh i found that i tohught it was a religious artifact, my bad!

[Encatuse]

lol Cops is hilarious. In almost every episode there's someone getting caught with a crack pipe and trying to explain to the cop how it's not theirs.

"You found a what? A crack pipe? I use that for reading in the dark."

hahahah man. That just made me crack the fuck up. It was such an accurate portrayal of the people that are on cops. I once knew a guy who was on cops.

My favorite episode was when this guy was threatening to swallow a razor and kept setting it on his tongue and stuff. He was totally drunk. The officer asked if he'd show it to him, and as soon as he held it out the cop bashed his hand with his billy club knocking the razor out of his hand and the guy was all like "SHIT! I was really gonna do it too!"

[az666]

LOL thats sum funny shit....lol i can just imagine that.....

[dazedandcontributing]

actually its all about what sells and lets face it the highest ratings for these kind of shows come from a white audience and the sad truth is that if some suburban white kid in "tackys" was shown caught stealing from his parents friends cottage or if in a better scenario he was caught stealing there car with the keys the cops cant exactly throw him on the ground pepper spray him and hit him while hes in handcuffs.personally i would love to see it so if u want more white kids beat on tv send some letters to the editors of the show but until then they will continue to victimize blacks and other minorities for ur entertainment so enjoy, if thats what u like to watch.but always remember anything u see on tv is candy by this i mean its what they think u want to see and if u want change use a brief second to send an email to fox then u will see some more whites gettin beat for sure lol p.s. new to the site anyone from canada

[slipnslide087]

that was halfway retarded.

[jacquelyne]

HEY LOOKER MY LITTLE BOY JUST SEEN YOUR PIC AND HE SAID HEY MUM THATS A SOLDIER FROM MY DVD.I THINK HE MEANS SMALL SOLDIERS LOL

THIS IS THE KAAAHND OF WHITEY RACISM THAT PERVADES AND DAWGS THE BLACK MAN IN WHITEY SOCIETY.....

IT IS TAAHHHM FO DE BLACK MAN TO RISE UP AGAINST WHITEY......

SHOLOM A LAKEM MA BRUTHUS.......