Riddles

[robert42]

Classic Riddles

1. Think fast: There's an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?

2. What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.

3. In an unabridged dictionary, what 3 letter word has the most definitions?

4. How can you avoid hitting your fingers when driving in a nail with a hammer?

5. Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

6. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

7. What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same?

8. If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?

9. When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?

10.What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?

11. When is a doctor most annoyed?

12.Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?

13. What has five eyes, but cannot see?

14, What is it that by losing an eye has nothing left but a nose?

15. What has a foot on each end and one in the middle?

16. Which one of our Presidents had the largest shoes?

[robert42]

ANSWERS BELOW:



1. An electric train would not have smoke.

2. The letter T

3. RUN

4. Hold the hammer with both hands.

5. It was stuck on the bottom of the chicken's foot.

6. A man - crawls as a baby, then walks on 2 feet, then uses a cane (3 legs) as an old man.

7. QUEUE, remove "UEUE", say Q. Q and queue are pronounced the same.

8.Wait until the bird flies away.

9. When the door is opened.

10.A kitten

11. When he is out of "patients".

12. Because it would then be a foot.

13. The Mississippi River

14. The word NOISE

15. A yardstick

16. The president with the largest feet.

[robert42]

THERE NOT REALLY FUKIN RIFDDLES MORE LIKE FUKIN CHEAP CRACKER JOKES LOL

[apsinthion]

Have you been reading the funny fact's on the back of penguin wrapper's Rob?

[robert42]

Dam u caught me

*Shakes head in shame*

[az666]

lol.....

yo mellow did you give the answers to ur second round? or was aps right?

[tagnamestek]

heres a riddle. an old lady builds her house so all 4 walls fase south. a bear walks by her house. what kolors the bear?

[poorman3]

because Torog is a troll. you can`t kill a christian soilder troll with out killing all the trolls because there are to many bridges and tolls to cross that Torog lives on!

[Mello.as.Hello]

I was at work, so I didn't post the answers- but apsinthion was right.

So, you busy little potheads- here's a few more.

1. My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

2. I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?

3. From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?

4. Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

5. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

-and no fair using Google to look up the answers.

[Naive Amoeba]

A volcano..
A dictionary?
The letter E
An Eye?
Haha, and this one took me a while, but is it a coffin