Classic Riddles

1. Think fast: There's an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?

2. What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.

3. In an unabridged dictionary, what 3 letter word has the most definitions?

4. How can you avoid hitting your fingers when driving in a nail with a hammer?

5. Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

6. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

7. What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same?

8. If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?

9. When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?

10.What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?

11. When is a doctor most annoyed?

12.Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?

13. What has five eyes, but cannot see?

14, What is it that by losing an eye has nothing left but a nose?

15. What has a foot on each end and one in the middle?

16. Which one of our Presidents had the largest shoes?