Riddles

[robert42]

1 - helium???

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 03-15-2005. Riddles 1. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? 2. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? 3. If you break me, I do not stop working. If you touch me, I may be snared. If you lose me, Nothing will matter. What am I? "Answer me these questions three..." "The other side we'll see?" "What? No.. You get to choose from these assorted stuffed animals! See? A panda, a little piggy.." Rating: 5

[robert42]

Heres 1:

What Dries as it gets wetter?

[BUZz UK]

heres a riddle:
Why wasn't Torog drowned at birth?

[robert42]

becasue he wasnt a witch?

[apsinthion]

Heres 1:

What Dries as it gets wetter?

A towel.

[robert42]

yea it was meant to say that m8 lol dam my brain

[apsinthion]

Still work's that way round so I changed my last post.

[robert42]

Ok heres a good 1,

theres a women she lives on the top floor of a 18 floor apartment block,

Everyday she leaves for work at 8 am goes in the elevator down to the ground and on the way to work.

BUT

On the way home she gest the Elevator to the 11th floor and walks the rest. UNLESS its raining, if its raining she gets the elevator to her floor (top floor).

WHY????????

[RIP ODB]

She's a midget - if it's raining she can reach the top button with her umbrella.

[robert42]

Yup well done ODB!

Heres a Brownie Point!