haha. Only thing wrong with the drug dog idea is that you have to use MJ to train her to sniff out MJ. According to my friends in the state pen (guard types) all you do is put a bag of MJ somewhere and make a game out of finding it. The dog then learns to sniff it out 'cause its a fun game for them to find it.

It's none of my business, but maybe you should chill out. Walking around with a sign sounds a little drastic. Ask your physician for a prescription of Marinol. Tell him you're thinking about walking around with a sign, maybe that'll shock him into prescribing if he thinks you're about to be arrested. Like Stinky says, can't talk about getting hooked up on here, it's against the rules. Good luck to you. Stay out of jail!