Probation UA this Friday

[luv2h8me]

Sup yall,

I been reading and reading and reading on this board and found a ton of great info so I want to start by thanking everyone here for all the help and great info.


ok so... I have a test coming this Friday that I just found out about last saturday. Last time i smoked was Saturday morning before I got the letter. I am 6' 220 and relatively healthy with a little pudge on the middle....


I had been puffing since May....daily AM, sometimes at lunch and every night after work till sleepy time and all day on the weekends. I am not on Probation for drug charges and was tested randomly(call the night before) for about 6 months and never failed. The PO told me I didnt have to take any more tests cause I wasnt a drug offender and have no previous hx of drug charges and I completed that silly program. Then he pops the letter on me.

So i know i was stupid for taking what he said at face value but here is my question


i have been going to the gym since satuday, doing cardio for about 30 minutes a day, lifting for another 30 minutes and then using the sauna for 30 minutes. I have been taking some weight loss drugs for the last few weeks(not to clean up just to burn some extra fat before the holiday)

I have been flushing with water and cranberry juice since saturday as well and also eating a couple of fiber one bars everyday.

I take a high potency multivitamin and have always. My pee hasnt gotten to clear yet and I have consumed over a gallon of water/cranberry juice mixed everyday.

I took a home test last night and the neg line was there but BARELY.

I plan on diluting tomorrow and thursday as "test runs" and taking tests both days.


I also bought Q Carbo clear 20 for Friday because I dont have time to go buy vitamins and creatine and try to be on some crazy schedule the morning of I need to go to work for money to buy more if I pass...(Just Kidding)

Does anyone have any advice other than what im doing to help me pass this test. I cant sub for sure.... he practically holds it for me while i pee(exagerating but he does stand there staring like he wants it.)


Any advice or help would be appreciated..... if i dont go to jail I will post the results friday afternoon

luv2h8me Reviewed by luv2h8me on 11-12-2008. Probation UA this Friday Sup yall, I been reading and reading and reading on this board and found a ton of great info so I want to start by thanking everyone here for all the help and great info. ok so... I have a test coming this Friday that I just found out about last saturday. Last time i smoked was Saturday morning before I got the letter. I am 6' 220 and relatively healthy with a little pudge on the middle.... I had been puffing since May....daily AM, sometimes at lunch and every night after work Rating: 5

[KNOTME66]

I think you are doing the best you can with what time you have. I would suggest to STOP exercising 2 days before the rest test and eat fatty foods. You woudn't want to continue burning body fat that would have THC metabolites near the surface. Add an additional hour to the part of the dilution where it talks about drinking 8oz of fluids, but made sure you continue taking tums and salty water for SG. I hope you are doing the loading up phase with creatine by now...it's one of the factors that labs look for to determine intentional "water loading". Other then that I would LOVE to hear how you did practice runs as well as the results of each. I will check back for updates on all your test.

[luv2h8me]

Did a test run tonight. Began at 5 PM Drank about 64 oz of water. voided 3 times. got to clearish. took some vitamins and tums although I dont think I needed to for this but I want things to be as close as possible. drank another 32 oz of water. voided 2 more times Just took the test at 7:30 and it showed me two lines immediately. The line is way darker than two days ago but still not nearly as dark as the control line. Is that normal?


I will begin the process again tommorrow AM at about 5. The test itself is Friday at 8 AM so I think a two hour window is right. Tomorrow I will test right at 7 AM and post results again

[KNOTME66]

Did a test run tonight. Began at 5 PM Drank about 64 oz of water. voided 3 times. got to clearish. took some vitamins and tums although I dont think I needed to for this but I want things to be as close as possible. drank another 32 oz of water. voided 2 more times Just took the test at 7:30 and it showed me two lines immediately. The line is way darker than two days ago but still not nearly as dark as the control line. Is that normal?


I will begin the process again tommorrow AM at about 5. The test itself is Friday at 8 AM so I think a two hour window is right. Tomorrow I will test right at 7 AM and post results again

Let me mention something that is highly suggested. Before you start the practice run in the morning, test your VERY FIRST urine of the morning. It's the dirtiest and dehydrated from the night. If positive, repeat your practice the same as you did today and all should be good to go. As far as the test line, THC lines are generally ALWAYS lighter then any other line.

[blizz]

thoguht id add that while your not overweight you have adecent percentage of body fat, be very carefull,as for my i only weigh 150,6'1 everything i eat i literally shit out the next day. even for my it takes 8 days sometimes to clear my system. iv never failed waterloading though when i definitly should have, my PO stands 5 feet away and stars at my cock while i pee. its very umcomfortable so. good luck there gay!:rastasmoke:

[luv2h8me]

I should have mentioned that I was an amateur body builder prior to my arrest. Because of the arrest I was forced to make some "lifestyle" changes. obviously i didnt make enough changes......

My weight seems high for my height and do have a bit of body fat but im only coming in around 13-15% right now.


I woke up at about 5:08 AM today and began water loading right away almost. Tested at 7:15 adn came up negative again on the pee stick. Only had the one left so I couldnt try testing first thing.

[blizz]

noramlyl i dilute for 2 days,3 hours before the test i take 3 vitamin b's which turns my piss a light yellowish to fool,:thumbsup:

[luv2h8me]

today is the day. I just finished 32 oz of cranberry juice followed by 64 oz water.

I will be taking the herbal clean qcarbo in about 10minutes and then I will continue to dilute but I will be usinv yellow vitamin water for the remainder probably around another 32-64 oz between now and 8 when i test.

::findgers crossed::

[KNOTME66]

Wishing you luck....and the results are.......????

[luv2h8me]

just got home. he made me sit with a FULL bladder for almost half an hour....

there was another guy testing at the same time as me and my PO was definitly more focused on him but I gave my sample. It was light yellow but didnt look like water at all.

I filled the cup, put the lid on and placed it on the counter in the designated spot. he stood there for about 30 seconds and told me I was clean as a whistle and to leave. The other kid wasnt clean at all. I could tell just by looking at the two tests next to each other.


anyway.


6 Days Clean
constant flushing and diluting
Qcarbo and vitamins.

I wont be taking this chance again though. clean and clear until im done with probation from here out