Gardening by The Moon- a discussion of the technique

[LolaGal]

i got this in a text today. usually when i see FWD at the start, i just delete it but i read it, tittered, then felt silly. here it is.

"no woman will ever be totally happy on valentine's day. because no man has a giant chocolate penis that ejaculates money."

thats right. that just happened.

Yuck, only a dude would think that was funny! Besides, women don't want a giant chocolate penis, and we know how to get your money anyway..

Besides a chocolate penis would just melt, and then what would ya do with it?