Over the past year, especially over the summer, I was smoking about 5-6 days a week, 5 on average. I quit two weeks before I took the test but took a bong rip about 2 or 3 days before it, so I was a little worried. I diluted like CRAZY. Cranrasberry juice, water, gatorade, aspirin, and a LOT of multivitamins. My sample wasn't as yellow as I wanted it to be, but there was obviously enough color in it for them to not be suspicious. Then again, it may have been considered diluted as I took the test last Wednesday and only just got a call this morning from my employer, haha.

I contemplated subbing and strapping a fake urine tube thing-y to myself, but I was too chicken, as I didn't know the circumstances under which I'd be testing. Turned out, I went into a bathroom and locked the door, with all the privacy in the world.

But I still consider myself too much of a wimp to try it. Who knows, I may have to, considering I don't know how long I'm gonna last not smoking and I don't know if Target randomly drug tests.