"There's so much love in this room that I suspect in 9 months there will be lots of new kids around."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He basically said they are getting high and having sex!

"It's like an orgy here at the Obama after party! Everyone is naked! They are blasting hip-hop, passing around fat blunts and 40-ounce malt liquors! WHAAAAAAAAAT! I'm totally getting high just standing here! Oh yeah! SHAKE IT BABY!!!!!!"

Now lets go to the McCain after party:

"There is so much depression in this room that no one would be able to get it up, even if they raided McCain's viagra stash. The smell of Geritol is thick in the air. Everyone is checking their watches, hoping this thing will wrap up early enough that they can go home and watch Matlock."