Dragonrider, I have not laughed that much in a month.....hilarious.....I especially liked the prisoner swap!

RebGirl420- If you take the mice outside, they just come back in the next day. Mice have lots of diseases, and who wants the little bastards crawling on your silverware. See one mouse, must be 10 in house. But if you're really worried about their little mousy feelings, I guess we could give em the lethal injection, call a priest etc. where do I get the tiny little needles? (I do agree about the glue traps, had one escape one once and it climbed into my stove and got stuck in the stove insulation and died)