For some reason or another I was watching 'Busted' on MTv and this one pot head had been pulled over and one thing lead to another where the kid wanted to express that driving under the influence of marijuana was safer than drunk driving. The cops responded something like... "NO!!!!!! R U STUPID?! YOU'RE WRONG AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE! WEED STAYS IN YOUR SYSTEM LONGER THAN ALCOHOL!"

hahaha... oh my god...