Jesus Was A Democrat

[dooobster]

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Here are the lyrics:

"Jesus Christ didn't have blue eyes or blond hair
He looked just like all those people that you want to kill
Spin your hell into a heaven you can sell
Make it look like California with a bible belt
Jesus didn't look like the boy next door
Unless you live in Palestine
I wonder what you mean by the golden rule
I think it is a scary play on words
I wonder what they taught you back in Sunday school

I bet you think of him
As a nice clean long haired Republican, nah
He would be all locked up in Guantanamo Bay
If he were alive today
He would have been a revolutionary
Wanted by the CIA

I picture him in all the wrong places
Finding diamonds in the dirt
A star of David tattoo
And a Che t-shirt
Jesus Christ was a left wing radical Jew
Murdered by people like you

If Jesus was a Democrat like the bible says he was
I don't think he's going to want to take the blame
For all the awful things you say and do in his name

If Jesus was alive he would be sad to see
That it is no different than it used to be
Someday he's going to call you out
I am pretty god damned sure ......
He is going to be angry
He is going to be angry

You want to know what I think?.......

I think Jesus would have been a card carrying liberal
If he was a young man born in the USA

He would not be "fiscally conservative"
And he wouldn't vote for John McCain
All those so called Christians that you see on TV
Maybe they scare Jesus like they scare me
Kick you the hell out of my temple too
Too many elephants in the room

If Jesus was a Democrat like the bible says he was
I don't think he's going to want to take the blame
For all the awful things you people do and say in his name

If Jesus was alive today he would be sad to see
That it is no different than it used to be
Someday he's going to call you out
I am pretty god damned sure......
He is going to be....mad
He is going to be angry
He is going to be....mad
He is going to be....mad

You say Jesus loves the little children
And I say I know that's true
I say he loves all the Muslims and the Jews
All the addicts and the porn stars too
You say Jesus died to save us all from a fiery hell
I say Jesus died to save us
Save us from ourselves
Will you save me from myself?

If Jesus was a liberal like the red letters say he was
I know he would have big love for all the killers and the racists
And the bullies in this world

If Jesus was alive today
And you had a chance to meet him face to face
I'm pretty God-damned sure that you and your friends
Would find some way to kill him all over again
You would kill him all over again
Again and again and again
Just like you always do
You do just what you always do"

I know some of you will like it, some of you will hate it.
I like it. :rastasmoke:

dooobster Reviewed by dooobster on 10-29-2008. Jesus Was A Democrat Check out this new song by Everclear, just in time for Election Day! It's available for free download at their website: Everclear - FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD Here are the lyrics: "Jesus Christ didn't have blue eyes or blond hair He looked just like all those people that you want to kill Spin your hell into a heaven you can sell Rating: 5

[apocolips31]

LOL the person who wrote this song obviously doesn't know much about Jesus...Or about people for that matter. Who thinks Jesus was is a republican and who thinks he is a democrat? Only a retard with think he is either. Jesus wouldn't support abortion like most democrats do nor support the war like most Republicans do. Jesus is Jesus no strings attached!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

LOL the person who wrote this song obviously doesn't know much about Jesus...Or about people for that matter. Who thinks Jesus was is a republican and who thinks he is a democrat? Only a retard with think he is either. Jesus wouldn't support abortion like most democrats do nor support the war like most Republicans do. Jesus is Jesus no strings attached!

LOL I love how people say things about jesus as though they were facts.



jesus may have existed.

^ that there is the only thing i can safely asseert about the man.




Democrat, republican, christian, jew, fuck it all, jesus may or may not have existed.

[apocolips31]

So what am I suppose to do with my religion? Say maybe this happened maybe that. It wouldn't be a religion if some people didn't think it was fact. I love how you make fun of believing in a religion... You are atheist I am presuming and that is fine that is what you believe to be fact no? Or are you one of the agnostic type that doesn't know anything it seems? Lets all just go ahead and party tonight instead of getting ready for work or school because, nobody knows for SURE if we are going to be alive tomorrow.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

So what am I suppose to do with my religion? Say maybe this happened maybe that. It wouldn't be a religion if some people didn't think it was fact. I love how you make fun of believing in a religion... You are atheist I am presuming and that is fine that is what you believe to be fact no? Or are you one of the agnostic type that doesn't know anything it seems?

actually, i have nothing against spiritual dealings, i just happen to vehemently oppose blind faith.


bible was not written until 500 years after jesus died.



Christianity, Jesus, it is nothing BUT blind faith.


Everyone who ever heard the word of jesus died before the bible was begun.


Besides, it's not as if there arent spiritual influences all around us at all times, constantly. if people just spent a little time being more aware, we wouldnt NEED to control the masses with organized religion!

[apocolips31]

That is your opinion on the subject and that is fine, to each his own. Sense it can't be proven or dis proven god exists until our death that is what it will remain just an opinion.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

close enough

I believe in a lot of things that i cannot prove. i believe them because they are logical to me.


I believe that there is no god, i believe that, in pace of god, there is infinite energy. neither he, nor she nor it. pure energy that IS whatever it is. in that sense, we are all expressions of pure energy. therefore in that way, we are all god. but i do not think in terms of "god". to me, "god" is some giant hypocrite who both loves and hates humans.

Infinite energy is whatever it needs to be, cannot be defined without being limited.


I have faith that all that exists is pure infinite unbound energy. for the works of nature, i have faith.

as far as the works of man, i have none.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

as far as the works of man, i have none.

actually that's not true... forgive me.


i have faith that the works of man will effectively compare truths, but never effectively answer truths.


In other words, religion does make a good metaphor for spirituality.

[dragonrider]

Here's one I always liked by Hugh Blumenfeld:


LONGHAIRED RADICAL SOCIALIST JEW
(THE GOSPEL SONG)

Well, Jesus was a homeless lad
With an unwed mother and an absent dad
And I really don't think he would have gotten that far
If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

When Jesus taught the people he
Would never charge a tuition fee
He just took some fishes and some bread
And made up free school lunches instead
So let's all sing out praises to
That long-haired radical socialist Jew

He healed the blind and made them see
He brought the lame folks to their feet
Rich and poor, any time, anywhere
Just pioneering that free health care
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Jesus hung with a low-life crowd
But those working stiffs sure did him proud
Some were murderers, thieves and whores
But at least they didn't do it as legislators
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Jesus lived in troubled times
the religious right was on the rise
Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?
Separation of church and state.
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Sometimes I fall into deep despair
When I hear those hypocrites on the air
But every Sunday gives me hope
When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope
Are all singing out their praises to
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.

They're all singing out their praises to....
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.


© 1996 Hugh Blumenfeld/Hydrogen Jukebox Music (ASCAP)

[Aristotle]

Democrats actually help people, of course Jesus was a Democrat! Not until Jesus resurrects from the dead and starts hoarding money while putting down the Jews will I believe otherwise.