Ask a Hassid if a convert to Judism is a real Jew.
They will never really be thought of by the real Jews as real Jews which is doubly funny because the whole thing is all make up to begin with.
He who tells the stories ultimately controls the banks and some of us have been oh so busy telling stories.

I am a Gloik and you must respect the Gloiks because being a Gloik is not only my genetic ethnicity but is my religion and largely determines my political views. Part of being a Gloik it that we are distinguished from you in very important ways with it is against my religion to fully explain but I can tell you that Gloiks are special and you are not. But don't get offended because being a Gloik entails special responsibilities to lead the people of the earth out of darkness so you really have it better than me because being non Goikish you don't have to live up to Gods expectations because you are not his pet people and Goiks are. Really I can't explain it to you--it's a Goik thing--but thank God I am a Goik--it makes my life so much richer and special, and people just like me are really more real than people like you--what ever people you may be.

Probably one of those primitive tribes that thinks they are the only real human beings. No this comes in particularly handy during a crisis of a lack of brutality--but I can always remember that you are not really a real person not a fully formed one like the Goiks--and really God wants you dead anyway and he has put me here to test my faith by seeing if I am faithful enough to kill you without remorse.

And we Goiks do not answer hollow retorical questions that really amount to the nitpicking of one whose nits deserve to be picked on. It's fundamental don't you see?