Self-Help Techniques
The greatest self-help technique you can practice is the art of laughing. This is not to say that everything that is coming down is entirely funny. For instance, you may find it difficult, at first, to get a chuckle out of a rapidly disappearing ozone layer and the petro*chemicals you are drinking with every glass of water. And, to be perfectly honest, even we donā??t find the Federal Reserve very amus*ing. However, getting depressed is not an answer.
This is the most critical moment of change in this planetā??s his*tory and your assistance in that change is vital. Humor has the ef*fect of raising your vibratory level, and you wonā??t believe how high it has got to go to get through this one. Going catatonic over the seriousness of the global situation will not only not help the globe, but it will also effectively knock you out of the ballgame. Our ad*vice? Keep laughing.
Another practice you will find invaluable is owning up to your creative capacity. Your reality is formed by your attention, and it is entirely your choice if you end up as a second-rate actor in a B movie instead of a star on the star that is about to be born. It is also advisable to keep in mind that you are here on assignment. Please donā??t get sidetracked into thinking you have cancer just because you have visited the ward. Remember who you are and what you are doing and keep your eyes on the stars.

The Great Awakening
The 1990s are the decade of The Great Awakening. By comparison, the ā??90s are destined to make the ā??6Os look like little more than an episode out of ā?Leave it to Beaver:ā?? In this decade, the second wave of extraterrestrials will remember who they are.
This newly awakening group constitutes the majority of the beings on this planet who are carrying within their genetic structure the seeds of a new consciousness. This tide of consciousness is an unstoppable force, and its impact is destined to sweep across and shape the shores of the incoming millenium. The Great Awakening is a manifestation of the Victory of Light that has already been accomplished beyond this plane and now has only to play itself out on this dimension.
The greatest help you will receive on this mission will happen through this awakening of your fellow members. The escalation of transmutational energy caused by this awakening will irreversibly tip the global scales in the direction of spiritual realignment. This vibrational escalation will be a demonstration of a very sophisticated, extraterrestrial concept which we call multidimensional marketing. During these times, please be generous and loving in your assistance to those around you. They are most likely your down-line.

Starseed ā?? The Next Generation
Another great source of assistance on this mission will be ex*tended to you by the generation that follows. This manual is primarily directed at the vanguard of this mission whose task is to cut the pathway to a new civilization. However, the generation that you have prepared the way for is right behind you. They are the builders of the civilization for which you now establish the foundation.
We have noticed that your current civilization has been alarmed by this generation, as they have begun to make mincemeat out of your standardized tests of measurement. Many of them are logging remarkably low scores on your intelligence tests, such as the SAT examination. They are also having a field day with your psychological tests for normalcy, such as the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. May we suggest that the Minnesota Multiphasic has never been adequate to measure anyone outside of Minnesota, and it is even more inadequate in measuring an extraterrestrial who may have an alarming predisposition towards androgyny and other psycho*logically suspect behavior. This starseed group is equipped differently and is basically bored by the questionable standards of intelligence and dysfunctionality posing as mental health that you are submit*ting them to.. And it may be time to scrap the outdated exams that only assess their response to slavery.
Just as you are great masters of consciousness, so are they. Their task is slightly different, but they will support you in yours as they await their moment to make their presence known. Treat these masters well. They are the seeds that are to bear the fruit of your ecstatic destiny.It would actually be more appropriate to measure this generation with a Richter scale if you were truly interested in under*standing who they are.

Audio-Visual Aids
The Intergalactic Council is in the process of considering its forthcoming line of interdimensional paraphernalia to assist into your real identity. If you are already there, none of these audio-visual aids
will be necessary. However, if you are still in transition, you may find their ā?fall lineā? useful, If you wish to be on the Councilā??s mailing list, please send your name and address to us at the address listed in this section under ā?Creative License:ā?? (Be sure to indicate that you are interested in the Councilā??s E.T. Designer Line so that we donā??t mistakenly issue you an unrequested permit on license.)

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Note: If you have applied for a Creative License or have filled out your ad*dress and sent in our census information at the back of the manual, you will automatically be placed on this mailing list unless you indicate otherwise.


Monitoring
This entry is not for your assistance; it is for ours. Some of our technicians have lodged a complaint and requested that we place it in this manual. As mentioned elsewhere, all members of this mission are under constant surveillance by our monitoring staff. In many cases, this has gotten to be quite a bore, and some of our personnel are having trouble staying awake at their panels. They are wondering whether you have forgotten why you are on this planet and would appreciate a little more activity in conjunction with the mission. So, for their sake as well as the planetā??s, will you please step on it? Their job description does not include monitoring an entire squadron that is asleep at the wheel.




A FORMAL INVITATION

Mission Control
respectfully
requests
your presence
at
a come-as-you-are party
RSVP
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We know that this mission is not easy. We also know that many tears have been shed in the awesome process of its spiritual unfoldment. Be consoled in knowing that all tears are soon to be wiped from your eyes and all your pain dismissed and forgotten. The glory and joy of what is about to transpire will render all you have endured a minor expense, a price you would be more than willing to pay again.
You are all cordially invited to attend the birthday celebra*tion that marks this missionā??s successful end. This celebration will put all the combined feasts of every earthly head of state to shame. Such feasts will seem pathetic gestures compared to the party that Spirit is about to throw in your name. The revelation of the nature of your presence on this plane will soon be announced. You will be known as the honored guests of the Spirit you came to serve, a disclosure that will lend an entirely new meaning to the saying ā?a star-studded cast.ā?
The dress code is simple but mandatory. You must come clothed in your full presence, dressed in the spiritual light of the Lords that you are. Clothe yourselves in the finery that befits Spiritā??s messengers to this plane. Come out of your hiding and come fully attired as the distinguished members of Spiritā??s divine delivery system of the stars. Come, in short, as you truly are.
We bless you all for your courage and your commitment and we honor you for your accomplishments on this plane. Take heart in the knowledge that your task is almost over. This carbon-based planet will shortly burst into a diamond, a gem in the crown of this solar systemā??s skies. The celebration will then begin.

This is Mission Control
Over and out
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