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10-26-2008, 04:42 PM #11OPSenior Member
ET-101 Manual -The Intergalatic one you forgot
Morale Boosting
Mission Control is aware that many of you are very weary and discouraged with this mission. From your current perception, we know it looks pretty bleak down there. To watch world systems in decay, ambulatory insanity at the helm, denial on a rampage, human*ity down each otherā??s throats, and a dying biosphere is probably not your idea of a good time.
Try to remember that though you may be vastly outnumbered on this planet, you belong to a greater family that is by far in the majority of the remainder of the universe. Align with your heritage, remember your birthright, and be certain of your destiny. You are children of the stars, sired by light, and your reality is the superior one. The damage and corruption you see around you is just the ending choreography of the old worldā??s last dance, and the promised reclamation of this planet is but the final manifestation of a campaign that has already been won.
Curing Battle Fatigue
The best cure for battle fatigue is not to battle. Although you may find it difficult not to inject a little sanity into the lemming-like rush towards death you see all around you, do not intercede. The old world is dying. It must and will come down. The best you can do is allow it to die as gracefully as possible.
Whatever you put your attention on increases. For the sake of the ecosystem and the new emerging civilization, remove your atten*tion from the death process and place it on the process of birth in*stead. Misplaced attention will just act to prolong the endingā??s agony delay your inevitable, exalted future.
The Special Forces
Because we do not have a millenium to spare, Mission Control has not left the process of reawakening solely in your hands. Alliances, commands, and transition teams have been sent in to facilitate your awakening and help snap you out of your coma. Please be on the lookout for these energies.
You will be able to identify the Special Forces primarily by your inner response to them which was pre-encoded into your DNA struc*ture before you left. No matter how ā?rationalā? you believe yourself to be, you will find yourself strangely interested in the unbelievable things they are saying without knowing why.
The Special Forces are distinguishable from Earth-based organi*zations in that they do not lie, are not wimpy, and donā??t want fol*lowers. They will not allow you to use them to replace worn-out, fear-based, disempowering religious belief systems. They will insist on your sovereignty, refuse to be outside authorities, and will not allow you to dump your responsibility or power at their feet. Their purpose is clear and simple: They are here to assist you into your full presence so they can then aid in co-creating a new reality with their peers.
Another characteristic feature of the Special Forces is a well developed sense of humor, also distinguishing them from most Earth-based ā?spiritualā? groups. These Forces may be facilitated by walk-ins. They may use art forms, such as dance, interdimensional languages translated into tones, or whatever else they can get their hands on to circumvent your linear, two-dimensional linguistic systems. They are experts in the transmutative process and use other dimensional tech*nologies to break through dysfunctional patterning.
Mission Controlā??s primary goal is to successfully complete this mission with as little loss as possible. Please do not ignore the Special Forces that were sent in for your benefit. They are the Green Berets of this mission.
Interdimensional Brain Surgery
Do not be alarmed by the subject of this article. The only dimen*sion on which brain surgery is dangerous is the third. Every other dimension (not counting the first, second, and fourth) has it down pat, and malpractice suits are virtually unheard of. Interdimensional brain surgery is another form of assistance we offer you.
This surgical procedure enables us to reroute dysfunctional brain patterns, rewire circuitry that has shorted due to deranged thought *form overloads, cure all computer viruses that your brain may have contracted, and replace existing fuses with heavier equipment to in*sure that everything doesnā??t blow out when all the lights come on.
To operate, however, we need your permission on one level or another ā?? conscious permission preferred. Even your medical profession has gotten that far, usually having you sign a release before they nearly or actually kill you. The difference in our request is that it is not motivated by a desire to stay out of court but by our total respect for your sovereignty.
For those of you who are reluctant on any level to give your per*mission to go under the knife, you may be relieved to know that we donā??t use knives. It may also be helpful to know that we havenā??t lost a patient yet. Mission Control awaits your decision.
Exploratory Emotional Body Surgery
Unlike interdimensional brain surgery, you do have reason to be alarmed by the subject of this article. In answer to your question, ā??Will it hurt?ā? the answer is ā?Yes!ā?? This surgical procedure requires conscious participation and cannot be done under anaesthetics. In fact, many of you will have to come out of the anaesthetics you are currently under in order to participate.
If you enjoy going where no man or woman has gone before and are not put off by a sloggy journey through your own internal swamp, this surgery will present little or no problem. However, if you are squeamish about traveling over darkened and repulsive terrain, we suggest you toughen up, because there is no way around this one. Lightness and darkness cannot coexist in the same place at the same time.
Although emotional surgery requires some bravery, Mission Control would like to remind you that no one in their right mind would have signed up for this particular mission if they did not have any courage. The fact is, the only thing more painful than going through this procedure is not going through it. Our surgical staff is at your disposal and ready to assist you through this process.
Creative License
If you do not already have a Creative License, we suggest you apply for one immediately. We assure you it will come in very handy as you try to accomplish what it is you came here to do.
When you send in your application, be sure to indicate the level of creation you feel you are capable of handling. Once your applica*tion is received, Mission Control will check its own files to see if the class of license you have applied for matches our data concerning the creative skills you can manage. Even though Mission Control already knows the answer, we ask for your self appraisal just to check your understanding of your role in the co-creative process.
In most cases, the class of license you request will be well below the level you can handle, in which event you will be issued a Learnerā??s Permit. Please do not be insulted if this is what you receive. It is tem*porary and will be replaced by your real license as soon as you fully awaken to your creative capacity. The Learnerā??s Permit is simply a safety precaution. A full-fledged creative License requires total con*scious control of the reality you are designing. It also grants you ā?drivingā? privileges outside your dimension. Unfortunately, losing control of your vehicle interdimensionally can cause an even worse traffic hazard than it does within the relatively safe confines of your planet.
Although you will not be asked to take a written exam, a heart! mind coordination test is a must. This mandatory examination will be administered to you on another dimension by our DMV staff. Also, when applying for your Creative License, you need not indicate whether you wear glasses, contacts, or are legally blind. Just tell us if you can see; thatā??s all we want to know.
When you apply for your license, please remember to include $9of your adult play money to cover our presence on this plane and the printing expenses we have incurred since our arrival. (This is a
one-time fee. Once a license is issued, there will be no need for a renewal.) Please make your check or money order payable to ā??The Intergalactic Councilā? and send it to the following address, attention of the Department of Manifestation and Vision (DMV).
MISSION CONTROL
P0 Box 2066
Pagosa Springs, Colorado 81147
USA
Recent Legislation
Since time is almost over (and without it, itā??s impossible to live out your lives on the old ā?go now, pay laterā? plan), the Stellar Coun*cils have unanimously voted to repeal the Law of Karma. This came about because Mission Control brought it to the Councilsā?? attention that there wasnā??t enough physical time left to fulfill the Law of Kar*maā??s requirements and still meet our transmutative deadline. As a result, the Councils decided that it was easier to get rid of the whole thing than it was to figure out a way to meet its demands. Another reason the Councils were moved to this decision is that the Akashic Records are just about full. The thought of having to add on another wing and increase its library staff was more than the participating Councils cared to address at this time. They felt they had more press*ing projects to invest in during this fiscal millennium.
As a result of these factors and the additional fact that it is vir*tually impossible for anyone to be a master and a student at the same time, the Councils have not only rescinded the law governing the karmic educational system, but have also unanimously voted to enact the Law of Grace. Consequently, all debits have been removed from the cosmic records and you are free to move forward with no reference to any debts you may have incurred. You are also free to stop pretending that you are a student. This legislation makes it easier all around and has sent a sigh of relief throughout the Intergalactic Councilā??s administrative staff ā?? especially the Justice Department and the Interdimensional Retribution Service. It should likewise send a sigh of relief through you.
Mission Control repeats this important bit of news: The Law of Karma has been repealed and the Law of Grace enacted to assist you in your manifestation of divinity. All debts have been forgiven and all court dates canceled. You are free to proceed outside the juris*diction of karma and in the state of grace. The blessings of all the Councils go with you.
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