Results 1 to 10 of 15
Threaded View
-
10-26-2008, 04:41 PM #10OPSenior Member
ET-101 Manual -The Intergalatic one you forgot
Landing Instructions
Some of you are in such a state of shock from finding yourselves in the third dimension that, in protest, you have refused to land. Mission Control would like to point out that you are useless to the mission if you are still circling the planet in a holding pattern. We would also like to point out that it was your choice to sign up for this mission, not ours.
From your frantic transmissions, we have gathered that you are nervous about catching whatever it is ā?theyā? seem to have on this planet. Although we understand your anxiety, we would prefer to discuss your imminent danger after you have made your landing.
Technically, Mission Control cannot interfere with your free will; however, we can reassign you. You may be transferred, if you so wish, to another dysfunctional planet. Unfortunately, most of the positions we have open right now actually make this place look good. The mere mention of the possibility of re-upping for boot camp on Planet X is usually enough to coax most of you out of the skies and on with the mission. However, if you are still unwilling to make your approach, please contact Flight Control. Maybe they can talk you through a landing.
Culture Shock
Culture shock is unavoidable as you begin to awaken to our presence as well as your own. Although you already are veteran travelers of the dimensions, your true identity will be a news flash to your third-dimensional consciousness. The impact of recognizing your multidimensional nature will send ripples of apprehension through your limited sense of self, giving the prospect of a sudden, underfinanced move to Calcutta far greater appeal. Even though it is only the security of your insecurity that is at risk, try telling that one to your emotional body. The emotional body may be more in*clined to fling itself off a cliff than deal like an adult with this incom*ing vibrational shift.
Culture shock is temporary, but we mention it so that you can prepare. And while you are at it, get ready for the additional shock that Mission Control is populated by a largely non-human staff. The human race is a root race that extends throughout the worlds, but it is only one of many. For a people who have not yet adjusted to the differences among their own kind, our presence may seem an alarm*ing act of brotherhood you are being asked to face.
If it is any consolation, many of you on this mission are merely disguised as humans for the sake of this planetary transition. We hope that information helps your personality make its adjustment, even if it doesnā??t exactly cheer up your beleaguered emotional system. Also, keep in mind that the culture shock of awakening multidimen*sionally is nowhere near as dreadful as the shock you felt when you first woke up to find yourself here.
The yo-yo effect
The yo-yo effect is a name we came up with to describe the bodily and emotional changes you may feel as the transmutative pro*cess kicks into full gear. Cellular transmutation is necessary to accom*modate your evolutionary leap into light, but since this process is physical, it has some attendant symptoms that you might as well get acquainted with.
There will probably be moments of exaltation as you feel the rush of incoming light entering your systems. However, these are often followed by sudden crashes of energy ā?? crashes that can be felt by the body, the emotions, and the mind as you temporarily swing back into the old reality. Do not mistake this for manic depression. It is only a simple case of ecstasy followed by your denialā??s insistence on returning to the pits it knows and loves so well.
The accompanying physical symptoms will differ from person to person, but any combination of aches and pains is possible includ*ing the discomforts of nervous disorders, and fatigue may set in. Mission Control does not suggest you rush around to every doctor in town trying to figure out what youā??ve got, unless you have un*limit~d funds. Our advice is simple and about as good as youā??ll get. Be kind to yourself. This is an enormous shift. If you have trouble, just take a couple of placebos, go to bed, and call us in the morning if your symptoms persist.
(For more information on transmutational symptoms and cures, please refer to ā??The MASH Unitsā? under The Mission.)
Deployment of Troops
This mission has an overview and an objective; however, it does not have a battle plan. One reason for this is that we are not in a battle. Another reason is that all our movements are directed by Spirit and change constantly in response to Spiritā??s requests. For this reason, you must also be willing to alter your plans in accordance with Spirit and go where you are summoned at a momentā??s notice. What was true yesterday may not be true tomorrow. You must learn to rely on Spirit for all your up-to-the-minute instructions.
This reliance on Spirit is the mission. It is also your direct line to Mission Control and all its forces. (Remember, Mission Control is not an outside authority. We are a service, both internal and external, that strongly recommends you do not look to outside authority for your counsel.) No one but your divine Spirit can tell you your truth, where you should be, or what you should be doing. Spiritual self-reliance is the essential shift in consciousness that the mission is here to help implement. It is also the shift you personally agreed to make on behalf of this planet. We exhort you to be ready. Be awake and listen, because the troops of Spirit are now being deployed.
Emergency Procedure
In the event of an emergency, Mission Control has reserve forces ready to swing into action. We also have the ability to simultaneous*ly activate all the genetic codes of our ground crew members, and to instantly call you to your respective positions. As we have mentioned before, this is not a preferred course of action because of the shock of the procedure. Many nervous systems are not yet prepared to handle a sudden incoming light surge of that nature, and it might result in some loss of troops.
Mission Control does not wish to outline the emergencies that would cause us to activate all members of the off- and on-planet units prematurely. We do not want your attention on these matters, as your focus may cause them to occur. Therefore, it must be sufficient for you to simply know that there are emergency crews on stand-by.
They are prepared to assist the planet should the birthing process become too difficult at any point. As previously stated, we are here to assure this planetā??s safe delivery into the light. Any necessary measure is within our jurisdiction and capacity. That is all we care to say on this issue at this time.
Mishaps of the Mission
This is another topic that Mission Control does not wish to dwell on because attention on the casualty list will only serve to increase it. All we will say on this matter is that all missions to dysfunctional planets have their dangers. Some members of the mission have effectively crash-landed and may not recover sufficiently in time to complete their assignments. Others have become so embroiled in their dysfunctionality that they have completely forgotten the point of assuming the condition in the first place. There is still time to rectify some of these mishaps; however, a few mission members are in serious shape and their prognosis isnā??t very good.
Although only a very minor fraction of our ground crew is in trouble, we would like these members to know that the injuries they have sustained are not an indication of failure in our eyes. We regret that there are any casualties, but it is impossible to assure total safety to all mission participants because such assurance would be a violation of the free will and the divine sovereignty of our mission members. Mission Control would like our wounded members to know that their efforts have been deeply appreciated and much more than Purple Hearts await them when they return home.
V. Assistance
The function of this section of the manual is to help you re*member the vastness of the community you come from and the loving assistance the members of that community willingly extend to you all. We know it can feel lonely in the spiritual fast lane on this planet. But remember that this is only a feeling and not a fact. Please avail yourselves of the resources that are your birthright and know how much you are loved. This is Mission Control, on behalf of all the great Forces of Light, completely at your service.
Throughout the process of your awakening and beyond, you have the right to call upon Mission Control, the Council Seats, all Alliances, Federations, and Confederacies of Light, the Ascended Masters, and every kingdom of this planet for assistance. That is just to name a few of your resources. You are a member in good standing of this mission and we urge you to exercise your rights. This is not only for your protection; it is the very means by which higher dimensional energies can legitimately gain entry onto this plane.
As we have stated before, we do not invade. However, when a member of this mission has earned the status of Earthling by living it and then requests interdimensional intervention or support, we can legitimately answer that request without violating Universal Law. In this manner, our presence will continue to infiltrate this planet for the purpose of bringing it into alignment with the greater Universe of Light. We hope this information makes it clear that ā?El phone homeā? is actually very sound advice.
[9.]
Reply With Quote
Similar Threads
-
Manual Vaporizer Pipe
By angry nomad in forum VaporizersReplies: 2Last Post: 11-13-2007, 12:29 AM -
Manual Vaporizer Pipe
By angry nomad in forum VaporizersReplies: 0Last Post: 11-12-2007, 02:08 PM -
Automatic or manual?
By Veratyr Star in forum GreenGrassForums LoungeReplies: 43Last Post: 09-30-2007, 01:07 PM -
[Request]Growing Manual/Tutorial
By SaPoXiXi in forum Growing InformationReplies: 16Last Post: 08-30-2006, 08:56 PM -
CIA Publishes Its Own "Assassin's Manual," Proving It Condones Killing Those Who...
By pisshead in forum PoliticsReplies: 0Last Post: 09-11-2005, 06:24 PM