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ET 101

I. The Intergalactic New Collegiate Dictionary


SPECIAL NOTE
FROM THE PUBLISHER
Although you were warned to acquaint yourselves with the original manual before departing, a great number of you did not. ā?If youā??ve seen one manual, youā??ve seen them allā? has proved to be a cavalier attitude that many of you have lived to regret, even though most of you are too stunned and dazed by the process to remember just exactly what it is you are regretting. Being four hundred light years from home and suddenly wondering ā?Did I forget my tooth*brush?ā? is both annoying to Mission Control as well as useless to the mission.
So, for those of you who left your galaxy without it, an un*precedented reprinting of the manual has been authorized by the missionā??s governing councils. This is the remedial version of the original manual because you couldnā??t possibly handle the unexpur*gated version at this time. This edition is the official American and Canadian translation, written in the vernacular and made current to your circumstances. It is the strong recommendation of the Councils, now that you have yourselves totally disassembled, why not take a moment to read the instructions? It is, after all, at your request that we had them written.
ā?? The Intergalactic Council

On behalf of
The Confederated Interuniversal Councils. The United Stellar Alliances,
and
The Greater Interdimensional Federation of Light
A WORD FROM
MISSION CONTROL

Mission Control is the tactical arm of the extraterrestrial mis*sion to Planet Earth. We implement the decisions of the stellar coun*cils and act as an intermediary between the members of the mission who have opted for infantry duty on the planetā??s surface and those who are serving the mission in any of its many off-planet divisions. It is our responsibility to maintain all communication systems among the vast forces that have now gathered in this planetary arena. Our purpose is to assist the planet and its inhabitants into a new con*sciousness and reality.
Our prime directive is to coordinate the movements that Spirit orchestrates. We are here to assure that the decree of the High Spirit*ual Court is implemented and that the veils of the third dimension are parted so that light can enter. We have overseen the writing of this version of The Cosmic Instruction Manual at the request of the Intergalactic Council. We have done so because it is our mandate to assist all mission members in the successful completion of their many and varied assignments. Our instructions, are to be guiding force for this mission: our status is servant to Spirit.
This is Mission Control speaking. We now end this transmission.


HOW TO USE THE MANUAL

This manual is not a rule book, nor does it tell you how many angels are on the head of a pin and which dimension that pin is in. It also offers no street maps of the dimensions to satisfy your linear thinking minds. This manual is a tool to awaken you to what you already know. It is an aid in accessing the real inside information, not an outside authority with the latest ā?ismā? in which you should believe.
Because we do not wish this manual to be misused, we have deliberately left out some information. If you find yourself wanting more answers than this manual offers, donā??t just stand there like a jerk; go inside and ask for those answers. Whatever is appropriate for you to know will be given. Mission Control would like you to be aware that we not only stand behind our product, but we also stand beside you as you read it.
We would also like to make it clear that although you may con*sider this manual a new age publication, we do not. That is because.-~ what you are calling ā?new ageā? is just the Final manifestation of theā?¢~old age. Since the ā?new ageā? is still about religious belief systems as asserted by outside authorities, we find it neither new nor much better than anything else you believe in. We prefer to think of our*selves as sacred cowpokes on a sacred cowherd, and our manual as a sacred cowpunching device. We believe that would make this publication more ā?post-new ageā? than anything.
How you end up classifying this manual is less important than how you end up using it. It is our suggestion that you use it as a tool to awaken yourself, not as a new doctrine to continue to snooze by:
This is Mission Control saying yeeeeeeeeehaw!


Because human languages are not designed to grasp many con*cepts outside the current fixated, fear-ridden, and toxic consciousness, and all because we do not use spoken language, this manual pre*sents with some interesting problems. Dealing in the currency of your linguistic systems is doubly difficult because the inversion of your energy has twisted all logical meaning. For instance, the people of this planet stand in total arrogance, adamantly denying their om*nipresence. They declare their separation from themselves, each other, and all life while passing this off as an act of humility. Humility is not denial; separation is denial. And maintaining that separation is the ultimate act of pride.
Your institutions operate in the same backward manner; thus, you have a national security system that is actively engaged in kill*ing eveybody, a federal drug administration that has all but recom*mend motor oil for dietary use because it is low in polyunsaturated, and an economic system that has convinced everyone that life is bad for the economy. As you see, it may be difficult to use your language and still hope to express the truth. Certain terms need new definitions before you begin this reading. They follow.


Note: Some mission members have retained their extraterrestrial Sense of meaning and may find this section a drag. Others have forgotten everything and require some reconstructive surgery. For that reason, we have highlighted the key definition - or as close as we can approximate a key definition in this languageā?? with italics so that readers may either skim or read this section, as they wish.
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