Maybe Sarah palin should do a stump speech from Neiman Marcus:

"I just love getting out here in the Real America and meeting with all the Real Americans, here at Neiman Marcus, away from all those elites. I love meeting with people like Joe the Tailor, Suzy the Stylist, and Pam the Personal Shopper.

I'm here to tell you that Barack Obama wants to tax the shirt off your back. You betcha! And with shirts going for $3,000 a pop, who can afford that?

Molly the Model and Patty the Pedicurist can't afford that. And neither can Harry the Haberdasher. That's because they are Real Americans, like hockey moms across the nation.

And you know the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? $150,000 worth of couture!"