You smoke weed and you're depressed? You sir are an anomaly to modern science.

On the real though man, cheer the F up. Look at yourself; you're young, handsome presumably, and honest. You have so much to look forward to. Just imagine yourself 10 years from now. You could have a family and a steady job somewhere with really nice health benefits, but no massage therapy coverage which kind of leaves a little thorn in your side, and your wife is expecting.

But none of that will happen if you don't get off your lazy ass and do something with you life. No excuses. Go to self confidence courses if you need to, or some Tony Robbins thing if that's your steez.

Seriously man, you probably have no real problems so you have to create yourself some issues. Maybe you need some good sativa bud, get your mind right. You're straight trippin boo.

Wanna hug it out?