AAAK! Oh my goodness NOOOOOES!!! Martha is too commercialized and overprocessed for me. Think Stepford wives, without the deliciously sinister undertones. My home-maker models are Jen and Clarissa from the old BBC cooking show Two Fat Ladies (Who DOESN'T like chain smoking in the kitchen and going to pick up a brace of hares by motorcycle?) and the ever tasteful Sir Terence Conran.
*Smooches back to the South!