Need help passin a probation drug test within 24 hours!!

[webdox]

but the dilution method WILL NOT WORK WITH PROBATION.

Yes, it WILL. If you can follow simple directions, it works. You are posting on a forum of people who have been beating drug tests for years. Do you think we are lying to you? There is NOTHING that will remove THC from your system. Nothing. Follow the dilution method to a T and you will be just fine. I have used it to pass over 20 drug tests over the years. I finally got so sick of drinking so much fluid that my bladder felt like it was going to burst that I am going to attemp Quick Fix synthetic urine on my upcoming one in 2 weeks. That is another very viable alternative to dilution. If it is observed, buy yourself a fake weiner.

[KNOTME66]

Damn I did not know there was a magical way to pass your drug test not bein a smart ass but that is amazing. I too am on probation and tried the "dilution" method but I am sorry to say it does NOT work. There is only one way to for sure pass a test and that is to give yourself time away from smoking. Trust me I followed the directions of the dilution method EVERY BIT OF IT they knew I did something to alter the outcome. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THERE IS NO WAY TO GET PAST PROBATION TEST WITH DILUTION!!

If there is NO way to pass a probation test doing dilution then how in the world have some in this forum been smoking and passing their test? It can be done but you can't get greedy with the smoke and toke up day after day. An occassional toke here or there and the dilution method can work perfectly for those who have cleaned up and/or have come to learn how their body works. The more you practice the better you get. BUT...the biggest suggestion people say for those of us on probation is to stop smoking while on probation. If you just MUST, then learn your body and how long it takes to clean up before you go playing with your freedom. There's a chance you were actually below the threshold BUT the other factors they look for were below the normal range. The list of items I gave you help keep the other factors within range after dilution. If you pass a practice run at home, then add listed items and all should be well for the real deal.

EDIT: If you have much doubt, do a practice run and let us know the results. It'll take about 4-5 hours out of your day for a practice run but it can give you a peace of mind of knowing for sure before the real deal.

[Dazed1NConfused]

Knotme you made a good point learn your body before you play with your freedom, something people need to realize!! I will try that dilution thing for the first time on a few home tests cause I got a test coming up on monday. I will keep yall updated, but got to admit I am highly skeptical of this perfect way to pass a test. Just got to say if it was 100% effective than no one would ever get caught and no one would still try those detox things.:smokin:

[Mississippi Steve]

I know this might have been answered already but I bought this stuff called Strip nc one cleansing softgel does any one have experience with it? I took two hits off a blunt yesterday and smoked about a blunt saturday and a few hits friday but before that I was clean for a week. I was told to drink a gallon of water at least today then a glass of water with the pill and it will give me a seven hour window. My test is at 12:00 tomorrow and like I said it is for probation.

Sorry sport, your on probation and you *KNEW* you were subject to UA??? Thats not just a real bright thing to do.... You couldn't leave it alone for the duration of your probation?? :wtf:

see you when you get out of jail.

[KNOTME66]

Knotme you made a good point learn your body before you play with your freedom, something people need to realize!! I will try that dilution thing for the first time on a few home tests cause I got a test coming up on monday. I will keep yall updated, but got to admit I am highly skeptical of this perfect way to pass a test. Just got to say if it was 100% effective than no one would ever get caught and no one would still try those detox things.:smokin:

Hey Dazed....I will be looking forward to that thread by you sharing your experience of a dilution trial run. Please include your smoking history for past 30 days, eating/exercise habits, height, weight, etc. I'm thinking of doing another trial run since I have cut backed drastically compared to a month ago. I'm thinking of doing one tomorrow. Any buddies out there who want to do a trial run dilution tomorrow and compare notes as we go along?