yup, on the road, 'campaigning' ... picked up my trailer today, so now I have a place to pee, too :thumbsup: ... it don't get much better than that (a window and a pot to piss in) :wtf:

if elected, I promise to not be worth a damn, to engage in unethical advances towards all female staff members, to have temper tantrums, and occasionally punch out members of the House and Senate :thumbsup: ... how's that for a campaign pledge ? :jointsmile: ... oh yeah, I will have a tendency to be incoherent, forget I'm not wearing any pants, and fall asleep at important meetings (that crap bores me) :jointsmile:

EDIT: I forgot my most credible qualifications to be a politician (I am seriously mentally ill)