Speaking of weird things to be aroused by:

How about http://pub13.bravenet.com/forum/1042806729 ? Or, The Official Female Fart Forum, as you may better know it. ^.^ Thanks somethingawful for showing me that site. I've really learned alot about how pathetic my fellow man is. -laughs-

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."