Some people are sick on Ebay maybe me ?

[psychocat]

If you guys think a knicker sniffer is bad then you live in a bubble, lol.

Read The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices by Brenda Love.

Chrematistophilia - Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed.
Thalpotentiginy - Arousal caused by heat or warm weather.
Hyphephilia - Arousal from touching fabrics.
Jactitation - Refers to those who become aroused from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

And thats the reasonably "nice" ones.

psychocat Reviewed by psychocat on 03-19-2005. Some people are sick on Ebay maybe me ? I put some stuff on ebay as a joke and i knew i wasnt allowed.Anyways got 19 bids.It was just a billabong bikini (i have worn it)and a vibrator but i didnt show a pic of the vib.Just made up a bullshit story and hinted at what it was.Anyways i did it again cause i did alright with that.Ebay cancelled the listing but that was cool.U cant sell that stuff.I was looking at what the guy was buying who bought my stuff.All womens and mens new and used swimwear and underwear lol.Anyways he emailed me Rating: 5

[kronick]

Jactitation - Refers to those who become aroused from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

LOL!...wow...one of the funniest things ive heard all year! full of yourself to the EXTREME!

[jacquelyne]

lol sorry i was drunk last night when i said that lol.Im sure i would have given u 5 bucks though for your load sock.It could come in handy for me when the boyfriend shits me i could threaten him with the load sock lol.

[maryjanemama]

Thalpotentiginy - Arousal caused by heat or warm weather.

I think I have this one...seriously.

[kronick]

lol sorry i was drunk last night when i said that lol.Im sure i would have given u 5 bucks though for your load sock.It could come in handy for me when the boyfriend shits me i could threaten him with the load sock lol.

lol...its a shame...im gonna have to level with ya...i dont even have a load sock...i tend to wear my socks on my feet and not blow my manly juices in them. just so u kno, if i had a load sock, i woulda sold it if u woulda bought it...lol

[jacquelyne]

lol
i can believe those things about getting aroused because i really do get horny when i see sexy boots.Only certain ones.Thats true.

[Encatuse]

Speaking of weird things to be aroused by:

How about http://pub13.bravenet.com/forum/1042806729 ? Or, The Official Female Fart Forum, as you may better know it. ^.^ Thanks somethingawful for showing me that site. I've really learned alot about how pathetic my fellow man is. -laughs-

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."

[kronick]

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."

WTF?!?!?!?! you've got to be shitting me? someone really did that and then wrote about it after? "I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts."....thats hot...*coughthatguyisfuckedupcough*

[jacquelyne]

thats sick lol

[psychocat]

Flatuphilia ,Eproctolagniac and Eproctophilia - Arousal from flatulence
Meatotomy - Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra , using increasingly larger objects to further open the urethra . Some men enlarge the urethra to such an extent that they are able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.