"Hello I'm john mccain, a real true maverick. I am a maverick because I am your friend and you are my friend, my friends. so my friends, let us , my friends, be mavericks together my friends. i am referring to that mel gibson movie "maverick" , it really reminds me of being a fighter pilot, my friends. and my friends, let us not forget that you are my friends and i am your friend, my friend. My friend, barack obama is a terrorist because he knows a man who was once a part of the weatherman underground, my friend, this is very dangerous. and because you, my friends, are my friends, i would be very scared , my friends, if barack obama is our president, my friends, because my friends, he does not know what he is doing my friends. my friends he has no experience my friends, sarah palin and I are mavericks my friends. we will invade countries with no pretense or approval of congress, like my friend george bush. he was a maverick too because he declared war on Iraq without first obtaining proper authorization, my friends. don't you, my friends, want another MAVERICK, my friends, as president, my friends? MY FRIENDS?? MY friends. maverick, my friends.

i'm optimistic that mccain will just drop dead before the election. why? because he's old.