Well I followed the dilution technique to a T and also subbed a "drink" for part of the water/liquids and today they called me - I came back negative but diluted. They want me to re-test TODAY. GREAT!!!! ugh... And I smoked last night! I am seriously thinking about subbing my son's pee now but I'm so scared to try to do that. Plus he is at school now anyway and I'd have to go pick him up early just to get him to pee. WHAT DO I DO NOW!? The lady stands right outside the stall (it's like a bathroom stall half-door). She doesn't look in but she can hear everything and I'm scared to death I'll drop the container that the pee is in or something like that and she'll hear it and I'll fail. Does anyone know where they sell synthetic urine (like in a store)? The head shops here only sell the drinks.

I'm freaking out right now.