dumbest thing you've done recently

[Dick Justice]

Oh, another dumb one. I went upstairs, forgot what I went up for, went down, and forgot why I went down again.

I live like a moron!

Dick Justice Reviewed by Dick Justice on 03-11-2005. dumbest thing you've done recently well today i was watching fight club on tv, and it was the scene where ed norton was beating the shit out of himself in his bosses office. and i decided to beat the shit out of myself, i gave myself one blackish eye and some lumps as well as well as general redness on my face. i was completly sober when i did this, i was just bored and a bad mood, usually im not so impulsive. anyone else do something retarded lately? Rating: 5

[jacquelyne]

i do that heaps dick
another thing i did was
i found this really funny but sick pic pretty strange lol and i saved it to show my bf and someone seen it in my pics.Was embarresing cause they probably think i like it or do it or somethin.You shoulda seen her face im sure the bitch has told everyone she knows and they already think im a weirdo
ah fuck the witches lol

[jacquelyne]

just now i took my medication then pumped 3 cones i feel sick as.Going now need bed DIZZZZZZZZZY

[Dick Justice]

Aw, don't leave us hanging!

[Not Enough Herb]

ok one time back when school just started...like late september...i was really high in my last class and there was a knock at the door and my teacher opened the door and there was no one there. me being incredibly baked yelled "THERES NO ONE AT THE DOOR MAN!" and everyone turned to look at me and i cracked up. that probly gave away how baked i was. o well it was funny

later

[RIP ODB]

One time after a high school basketball game we smoked some hash in the other team's locker room.

[RIP ODB]

man i stole 2 cars in 2 nights,omg... this is so crazy, me and my friend stole a minivan, he was drivin most of the time but we stoped and i started drivin(by the way i had just smoked about a gram out of my bowl)it was like 3:00 am and i decided to try and scare my friend on a road with no one else on it, so i floored it, i got up to 95 mph then slowed down and then my dumbass friend said to me "MAN!, you almost got up to 100 mph!" so of corse i pulled a u-turn goin about 50 mph then got this fuckin mini-van up to 110 mph (pind the tack) then drivin we got to a red light and when it turned green i floored it 1 last time then i turned the wheel about 90 degrees very fastly the turned it the other way and went of the road on my 2 front tires and slid sideways for about a 1/4 mile then got out of it and went straight into the same thing on the other side, then got out of that and went on the other side and hit a hill then rolled upside-down, landed on the right side up and my friend says to me "get out of the car and run!" so we both get out and run for a little bit but then decide to walk cause we're totally baked.dam, that not even half the story, i'll post the whole story in a couple of days when i'm high cause this is too much typeing.


[SIZE=6]P.S. THANK GOD FOR SEATBELTS...LOL

That IS crazy!!

[RIP ODB]

lol I know what you mean.

Kinda like how I have yet to grasp the fact the Patriots have won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls, and the Sox just won the world series.

I know it happened, but it hasn't really sunk in yet.

Suck my dick you Yankee loving bastards.

[mellowman420]

don't steal my car because i bet you'll get caught with it because i would find your ass. if oyu keep the car you fucked up

[Buck268]

...bought more parts for my car Cam and intake swap is coming...