Are you seriously asking us if you should give your dealer's first name? NO!
NO NO NO NON O.

NO!

Why haven't you called an attorney yet if you're REALLY that scrrrd (I'fn yer scrrd, go to church)? Go over to student legal services NOW for free advice. That's what they are there for. Room 922 Campus Center. They have a website that you can get to only through the 'offices and services a-z' page, under 's'.

Throwing up is all part of your favorite Dining Commons' certain je ne sais quois. It's delicious, yet bacterial! Pair with a nice chablis, preferably out of a cardboard box. Breakfast of champions.

Why in the fucking FUCK were you smoking a bong outdoors? Maaaaaaan... you engineers... gotta technicalize everything.

But seriously. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. What do we learn? Smoke a JOINT, that can be flicked down the storm drain.