awe man i feel your pain eh , i had a christmas tree stolen from my deck about 4 yrs ago and it was about 6 feet tall and had an easy pound on it and i was soo pissed lol i ended up finding out who did it and through a brick through there car wind shield , now just waitin to see him in person so i can directly shove my work boots up his ass and hopefully make the stupid basturd sterile so he doesnt have offspring , but i know it pricy but buy a deer hunting camera they put on a deer trail and it has a sencor in it so when something walks by it takes a picture and u need a special tool to take them off unless its a cheaper version so when the pic is taken they cant steal it and they would be soo blinded by the flash it would be so hard to find it afterwards and gives you enough time to come out and do some stoner bashing time lol ahaha