Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider
Another wierd thing in this one is that McCain keeps figiting with his hands and he looks like he is playing with his wedding ring! Subconsciously he wants to have sex with one of these two women! Well, shit! I hope to God it is Katie Couric, because otherwise it seems like a creepy old man lusting after his own teenage daughter Sarah!

Look out old man, because she is KEEPING the baby!
I would oficially like to start this malicious, unfounded internet rumor right now:

Trig Palin is McCain's illegitimate son. Palin is only on the ticket because she has blackmailed McCain into making her VP. They met at a moose burger barbeque last year and had a freaky Alaskan wife-swap 4-way with the "First Dude" and Cindy "The Robot" McCain doing it "Husky Style," and Sarah riding John like a polar bear mauliing a walrus. Right before the convention, she dropped the bombshell on him and demaded to be VP. He's been protecting her ever since.