Most retarded thing ive ever heard

[Looker]

Yeah, they're trying to scare you into buying their product. And the funny thing is, there is no such thing as a pill or chemical of any kind that has been shown to increase penis size. I just did a litle research and it seems the only possible methods for doing so are surgery (which generally have negative side effects far outweighing any gain) or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

To be honest, my member is on the smaller end of the averange range, but I don't let it bother me. I accept my body for what it is and anyone who can't accept me for who I am can fuck off. If a chick stops loving me because of my penis size, I don't want to be involved with her shallow ass anyways.

CONSTANT TRACTION?????
OHOO OOOOOHHH SIGN ME UP

Looker Reviewed by Looker on 03-10-2005. Most retarded thing ive ever heard ok so ya like 4 o clock in the mornin last night im stoned watchin informercials i watch this one on like a dick enlargement thing and then they are talking about it and the chick advertising says that the only way to keep love going for years and years or for the man to be enlarged otherwise love will just die off, this statement imo is the most retarded shit ive heard and pisses me off anyways ya Rating: 5

[kyle]

Yeah thats pretty big b-b-b-b-ulllllshit. Like buddy said nothing can chemically enhance your member. You just live with it, everyone was made differently.

I've said this a million times.- 'It's not the size of the wand that matters, its the magic in it'.

[az666]

give head to a girl if youd like. with your tongue that just got stamped. if you take steroids it makes your penis bigger. it is a muscular organ yo

yo dude i dont think thats true....i may b wrong but doesnt steroids make your dick smaller??? just what i heard....

as 4 ron jeremy.....what a lucky mofo....not to have a dick that big (i wouldnt)...but to get to sleep with soooo many bautiful women...and get paid fo it!!!

[Dick Justice]

...or continuous traction over very long periods of time.

So... if I jerk off all day long, my wang will grow?

It's win-win!

*fap fap fap*

[slipnslide087]

nah it makes your testicles smaller yo. thats true. but your penis bigger.

[DrGonzo]

no, continuous traction is more like hanging a heavy weight from the end of your dick for hours at a time. in theory it stretches and tears the tissue of the penis, which then heals up again, slightly longer than before. and this can take a very long time.

the downside is explaining why you have a 1 pound weight swinging in your pants. and also the heavy tearing feeling of having a weight hung from your dick. not to mention there's a good chance it'll get torn right off.

[Dick Justice]

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Yeah, I think I'll live with my current size.

*shudders*

[Funken Monken]

I was in the states last week and saw 5 minutes of MSNBC - THAT has to be the most retarded thing I ever saw.

CNN comes a very close second

[amsterdam]

thats why they are both doing terrible and not many people watch them.nice point!

[az666]

no, continuous traction is more like hanging a heavy weight from the end of your dick for hours at a time. in theory it stretches and tears the tissue of the penis, which then heals up again, slightly longer than before. and this can take a very long time.

the downside is explaining why you have a 1 pound weight swinging in your pants. and also the heavy tearing feeling of having a weight hung from your dick. not to mention there's a good chance it'll get torn right off.

tearing dick tissue is not the nicest thing i heard all day.....*Also shudders*....*shakes head*.....not nice :S