Oh geez, I justs noticed this part:

"i usually carry my scale, some loose bags and less than 20g mj on me if im going to a friends house to hang out"

Usually when I am on my way to a friend's house, I bring a joint, an extra sweater in case they are cheap mofos who keep their thermostat at 50, that pile of Tupperware they left at my last potluck, and the dog. But that's just me...

Come ON. You travel with BAGGIES? What are you, nuts? Please tell me they are to scoop up dog shit and throw it away when you are at the park with your scale and 20g of nug...