lol yeah, when it comes to taking the test, act like you cant pee.. Then theyll be like, "okay, we'll turn around" so then you jump out the window and live on a pirate ship for the rest of your life, occasionally coming on land to pillage some land-lubbers and buckle some swashes... and hey, maybe you can open your pirate ship up as a kind of Guest Pirate Ship, kinda like a Guest House.. so all the people who run away from things can go and live on your pirate ship and trade stories about vietnam and eat biscuits?