Nice... I was expecting some dirty secret from the past. I could picture him pulling off his face like a bad-guy mask on Scooby Doo... to reveal that he is a monster.

My favorites:
-Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents
-Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
-Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
-Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
-Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.

:jointsmile: