• Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
  • Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
  • call of freedom.
  • Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts
    in favor of Luke and Lando.
  • Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents.
  • Ron Paul is an anagram for "Our Plan".
  • Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.
  • Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
  • Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
  • Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
  • Ron Paul got an email telling him he won $475 million in the
    Nigerian Lottery, responded, and got his check in two days.
  • If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
  • Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
  • The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
  • Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
    "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
  • Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
  • Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
  • Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
  • Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.
  • Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
  • Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.
  • Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".
  • When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
    bed for Ron Paul.
  • Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris.
  • Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
  • Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some
    sense into him.
  • Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science!
  • In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to
    scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
  • Hannibal Lecter is not interested in Ron Paul's liver.
    He would, however, like to know more about Ron Paul's plan to abolish the IRS.
  • Ron Paul hates Raymond.
  • ...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."
  • The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
  • Ron Paul splits atoms....with a butterknife.
  • Ron Paul once held a Congressional inquiry regarding the
    2000 budget. There were no survivors.
  • At sporting events, most people stand during the Star-Spangled Banner. Ron Paul levitates.
  • Ron Paul's car doesn't turn left.
  • When the Moon looks down at the Earth - the moon sees Ron Paul!
  • Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress;
    he's never screwed America.
  • Superheroes fantasize about becoming Ron Paul.
  • If you spell Ron Paul backwards, you get the Constitution.
  • The Ark of the Covenant does not contain the 10 Commandments.
    It contains Ron Paul's birth certificate.
  • Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to
    the constitution.



Just so you Republicans know what you missed out on when you voted in McCain! (I picked out the best ones )


Ron Paul Facts -- The Beginning
Gandalf_The_Grey Reviewed by Gandalf_The_Grey on . Some facts about Ron Paul you may not have known Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries. Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom. Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts in favor of Luke and Lando. Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents. Rating: 5