Some facts about Ron Paul you may not have known

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

• Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
  
• Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
• call of freedom.
  
• Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts
  in favor of Luke and Lando.
  
• Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents.
  
• Ron Paul is an anagram for "Our Plan".
  
• Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.
  
• Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
  
• Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
  
• Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
  
• Ron Paul got an email telling him he won $475 million in the
  Nigerian Lottery, responded, and got his check in two days.
  
• If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
  
• Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
  
• The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
  
• Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
  "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
  
• Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
  
• Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
  
• Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
  
• Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.
  
• Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
  
• Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.
  
• Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".
  
• When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
  bed for Ron Paul.
  
• Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris.
  
• Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
  
• Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some
  sense into him.
  
• Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science!
  
• In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to
  scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
  
• Hannibal Lecter is not interested in Ron Paul's liver.
  He would, however, like to know more about Ron Paul's plan to abolish the IRS.
  
• Ron Paul hates Raymond.
  
• ...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."
  
• The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
  
• Ron Paul splits atoms....with a butterknife.
  
• Ron Paul once held a Congressional inquiry regarding the
  2000 budget. There were no survivors.
  
• At sporting events, most people stand during the Star-Spangled Banner. Ron Paul levitates.
  
• Ron Paul's car doesn't turn left.
  
• When the Moon looks down at the Earth - the moon sees Ron Paul!
  
• Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress;
  he's never screwed America.
  
• Superheroes fantasize about becoming Ron Paul.
  
• If you spell Ron Paul backwards, you get the Constitution.
  
• The Ark of the Covenant does not contain the 10 Commandments.
  It contains Ron Paul's birth certificate.
  
• Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to
  the constitution.

Just so you Republicans know what you missed out on when you voted in McCain! (I picked out the best ones )


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Gandalf_The_Grey Reviewed by Gandalf_The_Grey on 09-14-2008. Some facts about Ron Paul you may not have known Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries. Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom. Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts in favor of Luke and Lando. Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents. Rating: 5

[TheMetal1]

Nice... I was expecting some dirty secret from the past. I could picture him pulling off his face like a bad-guy mask on Scooby Doo... to reveal that he is a monster.

My favorites:
-Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents
-Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
-Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
-Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
-Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.

:jointsmile:

[Coelho]

LOLOL!!! :S2:

[rebgirl420]

HAHAHAHAHA

F'n LOL!

I (heart) Ron Paul!

THAT'S the kind of Republican I am.

[khronik]

Honestly, Ron Paul would probably destroy this country if he were elected president. I'd still vote for him though.

[Fugitive]

Sort of unrelated but anyway
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[8182KSKUSH]

that's hysterical!

[the image reaper]

Ron Paul is living proof there are no literacy requirements for voting :jointsmile:

[Markass]

I think it's so sad the amount of Americans that have been brainwashed so much that they think none of his ideas would work..Instead it makes sense to spend so much money policing the world and creating credit out of thin air..because the constitution is old and we don't need to follow it any more or something..



Americans inherit from their ancestors a glorious tradition of freedom and resistance to oppression. Our country has long been admired by the rest of the world for her great example of liberty and prosperity â?? a light shining in the darkness of tyranny.

But many Americans today are frustrated. The political choices they are offered give them no real choice at all. For all their talk of â??change,â?� neither major political party as presently constituted challenges the status quo in any serious way. Neither treats the Constitution with anything but contempt. Neither offers any kind of change in monetary policy. Neither wants to make the reductions in government that our crushing debt burden demands. Neither talks about bringing American troops home not just from Iraq but from around the world. Our country is going bankrupt, and none of these sensible proposals are even on the table.

This destructive bipartisan consensus has suffocated American political life for many years. Anyone who tries to ask fundamental questions instead of cosmetic ones is ridiculed or ignored.

That is why the Campaign for Liberty was established: to highlight the neglected but common-sense principles we champion and reinsert them into the American political conversation.

The U.S. Constitution is at the heart of what the Campaign for Liberty stands for, since the very least we can demand of our government is fidelity to its own governing document. Claims that our Constitution was meant to be a â??living documentâ?� that judges may interpret as they please are fraudulent, incompatible with republican government, and without foundation in the constitutional text or the thinking of the Framers. Thomas Jefferson spoke of binding our rulers down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution, and we are proud to follow in his distinguished lineage.

With our Founding Fathers, we also believe in a noninterventionist foreign policy. Inspired by the old Robert Taft wing of the Republican Party, we are convinced that the American people cannot remain free and prosperous with 700 military bases around the world, troops in 130 countries, and a steady diet of war propaganda. Our military overstretch is undermining our national defense and bankrupting our country.

We believe that the free market, reviled by people who do not understand it, is the most just and humane economic system and the greatest engine of prosperity the world has ever known.

We believe with Ludwig von Mises, Henry Hazlitt, and F.A. Hayek that central banking distorts economic decisionmaking and misleads entrepreneurs into making unsound investments. Hayek won the Nobel Prize for showing how central banksâ?? interference with interest rates sets the stage for economic downturns. And the central bankâ??s ability to create money out of thin air transfers wealth from the most vulnerable to those with political pull, since it is the latter who receive the new money before the price increases it brings in its wake have yet occurred. For economic and moral reasons, therefore, we join the great twentieth-century economists in opposing the Federal Reserve System, which has reduced the value of the dollar by 95 percent since it began in 1913.

We oppose the dehumanizing assumption that all issues that divide us must be settled at the federal level and forced on every American community, whether by activist judges, a power-hungry executive, or a meddling Congress. We believe in the humane alternative of local self-government, as called for in our Constitution.

We oppose the transfer of American sovereignty to supranational organizations in which the American people possess no elected representatives. Such compromises of our countryâ??s independence run counter to the principles of the American Revolution, which was fought on behalf of self-government and local control. Most of these organizations have a terrible track record even on their own terms: how much poverty have the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund actually alleviated, for example? The peoples of the world can interact with each other just fine in the absence of bureaucratic intermediaries that undermine their sovereignty.

We believe that freedom is an indivisible whole, and that it includes not only economic liberty but civil liberties and privacy rights as well, all of which are historic rights that our civilization has cherished from time immemorial.

Our stances on other issues can be deduced from these general principles.

[killerweed420]

I'm a big Ron Paul fan because I've been libertarian for a long time. But some of you should probably look past his stance on drugs. Libertarianism isn't for everybody. They have very drastic views about what our government should be. A lot of the programs that people enjoy now would disappear under libertarian leadership. They believe that its not up to the federal government to take care of you, Its up to you.
They only believe the federal governmant has one job. National Defense.