Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?

[bearhugco]

Thanks everyone for your input, I appreciate it.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Your beef broth was pretty useless. Color doesn't matter.

The beef broth wasn't to change the color, it was to add some creatine and stuff into the mix. Now, after reading through other posts, I see that the Gatorade and stuff is much better.

I know exactly why you were trying to drink beef broth and it wasn't for color. My two sentences about beef brother being useless and color doesn't matter are separate and independent of each other. Hopefully you can tell from my posts that I know that drinking beef broth isn't going to turn urine a broth color urine color or any other color. It is actually insulting for you to think that I believed you were drinking broth to change the color of your urine. I know there are people who believe your body doesn't metabolize things and if you drink a coke then your urine will turn black but I'm not one of them. Like Burnt Toast told you, creatine takes time to metabolize into creatinine and that's why it is useless to try to raise it through things you do the day of the test. I just wasn't going to spoon feed you the answer since it is asked and answered over and over here. Also, they don't test urine for protein during a drug test and you should have no protein or close to that in your urine other than a small amount of creatinine. Protein in the urine is a sign of disease, usually kidney disease.

I also understand that you wanted to see if it was possible to lower your THC and then you are going to go back and try to add things to your urine. I can't even begin to explain how backwards this is because it is not an accurate way to know if you over dilute then try to adjust it and expect the same results later after adjusting.

[bearhugco]

It is actually insulting for you to think that I believed you were drinking broth to change the color of your urine.

I apologize, I totally didn't mean for it to come across that way, and I certainly didn't mean to be insulting; I just wanted to clarify that I knew it wouldn't have any effect on the color either. :smokin: I've been reading a lot of your posts and you certainly do know your stuff, no question in my mind, and I wasn't implying anything like that, I promise. I'm amazed at how much research you've done on this topic, and a lot of noobs on here owe you a real pat on the back. So let me go on record that I apologize most humbly if I said anything that offended you, or anyone else on the board. It was totally accidental. :thumbsup:

By the way, I got my results back just a few moments ago, and I did get a negative result! So at least I feel comfortable that my metabolite level has dropped and is capable of being diluted if I need to, that's all I was looking to find out by this experiment. Prior to this past summer, I was a very heavy smoker, 5-7 bowls of KB a day for over 12 years, and my body type is heavy, so I was concerned that the concentration would be too strong to dilute under any circumstances. I was pretty good at abstaining over the summer, but this was just a little too close to the real test for me to feel comfortable. Obviously, subbing would be better, and if I can find a way to do that, I will...dilution is just my backup plan.

A big thank you to everyone here, especially FakeBoobsRule, for the advice! I appreciate it. Once the test is safely behind me and I'm admitted to medical school, you're all invited over to my house...my best friend grows it legally and he's got medical-grade!

Much appreciated!

[KNOTME66]

I can't help but wonder what your smoking history was for the previous 30 days?

[bearhugco]

I can't help but wonder what your smoking history was for the previous 30 days?

It was minimal, about 9 hits on a vaporizer w/some of my buddy's good medical grade stuff, but that was about it. I knew something was coming and wanted to give myself the best chance of being clean.

However, I am pleased to report that my test came back CLEAN!!! I used a slightly-modified version of N2's method for dilution (I started w/the red meat 2 days sooner for more creatine/creatinine, added a little extra gatorade and 2 extra aspirin), just because I'm a heavier build and wanted to make sure there was no way I'd get detected. But the sample was a healthy yellow and the Medical Review Officer passed the sample just fine, so I'm very happy. I'm celebrating with a great big bowl right now! :jointsmile: