Hey all....I'm conducting a little experiment of my own that I'd like to run by some of you all. I found out I have to take a drug test to get into school (AFTER I had a big blow-out last weekend w/my friends). After 6 days, I tried the dilution process (nearly a gallon of water) with one of those "At Home Drug Test" kits that you get at Walgreens (I think it's made by Med4Home or something like that). I don't know how accurate these tests really are, but according to the booklet, it says that even a very faint line indicates a negative result. I took the test, and there was a very, VERY faint line on the test stick, so according to the book, I should be okay.

I didn't really trust this result, so a friend of mine found an online service where you can order up your own test at one of the Labcorp testing facilities (no doctor's order required). You pay for the test in advance ($55) and they email you a lab form that you take to the testing facility. You can use an alias and they aren't supposed to ask you for ID or personal information, as there is no chain of custody required for samples from this company, so it should be completely anonymous. I got up this morning and drank over a gallon of water, 3 cups of tea, 2 cups of coffee, plus 14 oz of beef broth (to try and add some protein/creatine to the urine sample). I peed before I left the house and it was very clear, so I put a couple drops of yellow food color on the underside of my "urinary appendage" and dried it using a hair dryer (even though I normally shave my head, I still have one for putting on that shrink-wrap window insulation in the winter time).

I was not observed at the facility, and after filling the cup, I dipped the end of my "urinary appendage" in the urine to reconstitute just enough food coloring to color the sample a decent shade of yellow. I should get the results tomorrow or the next day, which I will report back on. Keep in mind, this test was a "trial" test for my own information, before I take the actual test for school, so even if it comes back positive, nobody should know but me.

Does anybody reading this have any faith that this might actually work? I just found this site about a half hour ago (which is fantastic, by the way...never knew there was such a thing), and I've already seen a couple other suggestions on here that I would like to try also. I hate the thought of having to give up my favorite vice to attend school, but those are the rules, and until we can finally get it legalized, I guess that's a decision I will have to make.

More to come....thanks for any input.
bearhugco Reviewed by bearhugco on . Does this sound like a good way to pass a test? Hey all....I'm conducting a little experiment of my own that I'd like to run by some of you all. I found out I have to take a drug test to get into school (AFTER I had a big blow-out last weekend w/my friends). After 6 days, I tried the dilution process (nearly a gallon of water) with one of those "At Home Drug Test" kits that you get at Walgreens (I think it's made by Med4Home or something like that). I don't know how accurate these tests really are, but according to the booklet, it says Rating: 5