Government slang for marijuana

[slipnslide087]

they just made up shit for kiff and kief. first off they couldnt decide a correct spelling so they used both. and clearly the word kief comes from india right guys??? so its weed from india.

and wtf is a $3 bag of weed hahahaha

actually erm some people do get thc pills, but thats for prescription so i wouldnt really call it a street term.

a quarter is also no 6 joints. unless of course you roll your joints around 2.2 gramsish.......i have a feeling you dont.

[Encatuse]

Ermitonto, I read alot of your posts, you seem really fucking awesome.
Well, now reading your most recent post in this thread my suspicions have been confirmed. I don't usually actually laugh out loud when I'm by myself. But that made me. ^.^

[ermitonto]

Yes, I know there are THC pills, but they are not "marijuana tablets". Marijuana is the plant matter itself, and contains many more chemicals than just THC.

According to the American Heritage Dictionary, "kif" does come from an Arabic word, but clearly that's all they know about it.

Interesting how this list is primarily terms about marijuana. Even though it's safer than almost all other illegal drugs, it seems to be the government's main concern here. They don't even have words like "coke", "shrooms", "H", or "speed".

[ermitonto]

Ermitonto, I read alot of your posts, you seem really fucking awesome.
Well, now reading your most recent post in this thread my suspicions have been confirmed. I don't usually actually laugh out loud when I'm by myself. But that made me. ^.^

Thanks. I aim to please.

[Dick Justice]

They use the word "Black" for weed, opiates and speed. Shows how ignorant they are. A drug's a drug, sure! Watch out you don't OD on pot there, sonny!

edit: HAHAHAhaha, I think I know how they got this one:

Zig Zag man | Marijuana; LSD; marijuana rolling papers


Cop: "What the hell are you smoking, son?!"
Stoner: "Ahahahaha! Zig Zags, man!"

[slipnslide087]

gotcha

[robert42]

any1 ever wondered why do only normal ppl get abucted by aliens and anal probed and never famous/ goverment ppl?

maybne they have sum sort of deal.

[Dick Justice]

If I were the president I would be too embarrassed to tell the American people I got a metal rod up my tunnel.

[koshea]

i may be alone buy "hydro" is just hydroponicly, typically higher potency bud, never MDMA(extacy) or PCP or crack...

and since when is a blunt a cigar mixed with coke and PCP

and how can you "lace" with weed...lacing is typically with hard drugs, and youd have to have the intention to smoke the orrigional product aka tobacco, which i sure dont

[ermitonto]

I went through them all. There are maybe 30 or so that they got right. The rest are crap. Here's some more that are just too stupid for words:

They think a bong is just a pipe.
They think a fiend is someone who smokes pot alone (who only smokes with others?)
They think grass brownies is a word for weed.
They think wake and bake is a word for weed.
They think "Maui wauie" is marijuana from Hawaii, but "Maui-wowie" is either pot or meth.
They completely made up the word "unotque". I can't even pronounce that. A Google search reveals only this list and other things derived from it.
They think "up against the stem" means addicted to marijuana. I can't find any evidence on Google of anyone actually using the phrase like that, so it must really be as ridiculous as it sounds.