Just some of the errors they've made, excluding all the words that they just made up, and the omission of very common words like "bowl" and "stoned":

Bhang does not mean weed. It's a drink.

Ganja is not a word that comes from Jamaica. It comes from Sanskrit through Hindi.

KGB is a Russian governmental organization, not weed.

Hooters are boobies, not weed/coke.

O.J. is either orange juice or a former football player/murder suspect, not weed.

Salt and pepper are condiments, not weed.

You might get your weed in a sandwich bag, but nobody is going to pay $40 for a sandwich bag.

They spelled "shwag" wrong, and think it just means weed.

Wet is not a blunt mixed with marijuana and PCP. First of all, you can't "mix" a blunt with marijuana, a blunt has marijuana by definition. Secondly, "wet" refers to the state of intoxication under the influence of PCP.

Earth is the planet we live on, not a joint.

Speaking of joints, nobody "does" a joint. People "smoke" joints.

Cubes = marijuana tablets? What the crap is a marijuana tablet? Marijuana comes in buds you fucktards.

A cripple is not a joint. It is a handicapped person, and nobody would ever think of smoking one.

Scissors are tools used to cut things, not weed.

Seeds are not weed. Don't smoke seeds. They will explode and you won't be able to plant or eat them.

A tray is a $3 bag of marijuana? Who the fuck would buy weed in such small quantities? And how could enough people do that for there to be a term for it?

Philly blunts are not weed, they are blunts.

"Has" is not weed, it is a form of the verb "to have".

A haircut is not weed, it is the way in which someone's hair is trimmed.

An airhead is a marijuana user? No, an airhead is someone stupid, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an airhead. We prefer "pothead" or "stoner", both of which are not on the list.

Syrup is not a combination of marijuana and cough syrup. How could you combine those and why would anyone bother if you could just do them separately?

Smoke Canada? WTF?

Red cross is not weed, it is an international organization dedicated to giving medical aid.

They spelled "cannabis" as "carmabis".

And too many more to list here... Note, if you hear anybody using these words, they ARE A COP so get the hell out of there.