Government slang for marijuana

[bizzong]

http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/...sp?intTypeID=1

This pissed me of here is a list the government has of slang for marijuana. What god damn word doesnâ??t mean pot to them? "grinkle" there that another one!
Ps I made that word up

bizzong Reviewed by bizzong on 03-09-2005. Government slang for marijuana http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByType.asp?intTypeID=1 This pissed me of here is a list the government has of slang for marijuana. What god damn word doesnâ??t mean pot to them? "grinkle" there that another one! Ps I made that word up :eek: Rating: 5

[ermitonto]

You mean you don't know those words? And how long have you been smoking belyando spruce? I mean, what kind of greeterhead are you? Anybody who bites their lips and blaxes knows what thirteen is.

(P.S. "weed" means PCP? WTF?)

[bizzong]

iv been smoking for over a year now i know a good amount of them but some make no sense to me. are they really all that common?

[ermitonto]

Nah, I was just joking around, pulling random words that nobody uses off that list. The government really is clueless about all aspects of drugs.

[bizzong]

yeah no shit has any one really looked at some of the words such as "babysitter ans cavite all star" really WTF

[chris420]

im just tiired tiiiired tiired of this shit man. they call it the assasin of youth LMFAO

[bongo]

Nah, I was just joking around, pulling random words that nobody uses off that list. The government really is clueless about all aspects of drugs.

yeah like smoking a bowl means marijuana. I always thought it meaant smoking. hmm you learn something new everyday

[ermitonto]

Just some of the errors they've made, excluding all the words that they just made up, and the omission of very common words like "bowl" and "stoned":

Bhang does not mean weed. It's a drink.

Ganja is not a word that comes from Jamaica. It comes from Sanskrit through Hindi.

KGB is a Russian governmental organization, not weed.

Hooters are boobies, not weed/coke.

O.J. is either orange juice or a former football player/murder suspect, not weed.

Salt and pepper are condiments, not weed.

You might get your weed in a sandwich bag, but nobody is going to pay $40 for a sandwich bag.

They spelled "shwag" wrong, and think it just means weed.

Wet is not a blunt mixed with marijuana and PCP. First of all, you can't "mix" a blunt with marijuana, a blunt has marijuana by definition. Secondly, "wet" refers to the state of intoxication under the influence of PCP.

Earth is the planet we live on, not a joint.

Speaking of joints, nobody "does" a joint. People "smoke" joints.

Cubes = marijuana tablets? What the crap is a marijuana tablet? Marijuana comes in buds you fucktards.

A cripple is not a joint. It is a handicapped person, and nobody would ever think of smoking one.

Scissors are tools used to cut things, not weed.

Seeds are not weed. Don't smoke seeds. They will explode and you won't be able to plant or eat them.

A tray is a $3 bag of marijuana? Who the fuck would buy weed in such small quantities? And how could enough people do that for there to be a term for it?

Philly blunts are not weed, they are blunts.

"Has" is not weed, it is a form of the verb "to have".

A haircut is not weed, it is the way in which someone's hair is trimmed.

An airhead is a marijuana user? No, an airhead is someone stupid, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an airhead. We prefer "pothead" or "stoner", both of which are not on the list.

Syrup is not a combination of marijuana and cough syrup. How could you combine those and why would anyone bother if you could just do them separately?

Smoke Canada? WTF?

Red cross is not weed, it is an international organization dedicated to giving medical aid.

They spelled "cannabis" as "carmabis".

And too many more to list here... Note, if you hear anybody using these words, they ARE A COP so get the hell out of there.

[bizzong]

lol.....lol......lol.....haha that wicked funny yo im also wicked stoned

[slipknotpsycho]

man i've seen that stupid shyt before
i think it's so fukin gay that every damn word means weed or "marijauna cigarette" or to smoke a "marijauana cigarette"....mmm hot knives are good....