Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Trichome
Tis idiotic to think Barack Hussein Osama is anything other than an inexperienced left-wing hack..
Barack Hussein Osama

My, God! He sounds like a Muslim, and his last name rhymes with a terrorist's!

John Sidney McPain III

Holy crap! Sidney makes him sound like a closet Australian!
McPain! What's he going to do? Drill our teeth without novacaine! Drill here! Drill Now! But I'm not numb yet! Aaaaaaaaaarggh!!!!
The THIRD! Cripes! Sounds like the freakin' Earl of Sammiches!

We can always count on you to bring some mature and well-thought-out commentary, Rusty!