I was breastfed for like 2.5 - 3 years, thats more than all titties any1 can get in their first 15 years of life LMAO!

but hey, knock on wood, I have had my ankle stuck in a moving bicycle's rear wheel (with my friend riding it) @ age 8 and the wheel did a 3/4 of a cycle with my foot and ankle stuck in its wheel!!!!! my buddy told me later on that he felt something has gotten stuck between the wheel and the grill and looked back and saw me silently crying!

The doctors in ER were shocked how I didnt break a single bone... but it was a bad muscle injury, for like a year or so my body would make extra flesh that had to be painfully removed (yes using medical scissors @ home!) and disinfected once in a while!