Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider
I had this funny moment when I was watching this interview on the O'Reilly Factor last week.

I was watching the show live, and then there was this knock on the door. I paused the show to get the door, and it paused on this really tight shot of O'Reilly, with his head HUGE on the bigscreen. I was actually opening the door when all of a sudden I thought, "Holy crap! What if it's one of my in-laws from down the street!" They are hard-core Dems, very active in the party. I know they have always suspected me of being a closet conservative, because I have an open mind and am willing to give conservatives their points when I do agree. Man, if they found out I was watching The O'Reilly Factor, they would probably freak out and never trust me again! Anyway, it was just some guy trying to sell a roofing service --- lucky for me.
LMFAO!!
How many times have I told you "better be careful, they are going to kick you out of the club!" Things like having an "open mind" and ever, ever, agreeing with anything a conservative may say ARE NOT TOLERATED BY REAL DEMOCRATS!!! I keep telling you, they are gonna find out, you will be the next Lieberman! (Just wait till you go to vote and Obama's wife is standing there at your voting booth, tapping her feet with her arms crossed, eyeballing you!)
I can picture your face 2 steps from the door when you realize "holy shit!"
P.S.
You know how I can tell you are a closet conservative?
YOU DVR'D O'REILLY!
HISSSSSSSSSS! OOOOOOOOOOOOH! JEEEEEEEEEEEER! TSK TSK TSK, SHAKING HEAD LOOKING DOWN!