Seriously, you dont wanna mess with someones taking of a shit. I manage a restaurant and last week the toilet seat broke off in our mens room. One of the other managers was out getting the part for it, but for like an hour it was just straight porcelain. I was in my office, probably on cannabis.com, and one of my guys said someone wanted to talk to me. I went up front and this guy looked me in the eyes with a stone face of hatred and was like "Theres no seat on your toilet. You should be ashamed of yourself"