what crime would you committ

[ermitonto]

Going into the White House, giving Dubya a swift kick in the nads, beating him up some more, and taking a few million dollars to flee to Amsterdam and live out my life in stoned happiness.

ermitonto Reviewed by ermitonto on 03-08-2005. what crime would you committ if you could get the gift to commit any felony and get away with it what would it be. i'd kidnap this person i dislike and keep 'em in the basement for a few weeks before there release. Rating: 5

[az666]

Probly robbing the bank with the most cash kept in it in the world..or a house with the most cash kept in it in the world....i would need the knowledge to do that tho but im sure i could pay someone to come with me....lol...i guess

[NowhereMan]

I'd like to kill and eat a few people......

so glad Not to know ya

[Climbing High]

i would grow fields and fields of beautiful marijuana.

[Dick Justice]

I'd shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and then write a song about it.

[4252]

Tear that tag off my mattress.

Or maybe fold, spindle, and mutilate.

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[Encatuse]

If I had a "Get out of a Felony Free" card, I'd certainly use it to get away with growing lots of marijuana/mushrooms.

[thcbongman]

Commit tons of fraud, launder all my money to offshore cayman island accounts, buy an island, grow marijuana, shrooms, Phlaris Grass, Mimosa Hostilis, Syrian Rue, and live with a few friends, tripping balls and smoke all the chron ever. Endless supply, my dream will come true one day.

[slipnslide087]

hey erm if your going all the way to the wite house you should just abring along something to kill him with. but something slower than a gun. slowwww. lke a blowtorch.

[ermitonto]

I was hoping he would die a slow, painful death due to internal bleeding or something after I beat him up. I think the slowest and most painful death though would be to grate his entire body with a cheese grater, starting with the testicles.