make a big ass walking stick and go hiking. Maybe im thinking too big. Make a makeshift table out of all the little twigs, and the thicker branches could be legs. Glue works wonders. picture frame, i know there has to be a picture of someones harvest around that would be worth it.

I just personally dont think that the main stems have enough thc in/on them to be of any inebriating value.

You could always throw a thicker one into the spokes of a kids bike to teach him a lesson that the only way weed is bad, if someone uses it against you. But that would be bad. What is wrong with me, i must be tired.