Wow dude... I can understand your agony but no need to get all bent.
Like I said I have ran across some moldy buds in my day even 15 years ago tried the above mentioned childish expiriment.
No it does n0t make me happy to get moldy weed.

I am glad you have the option to return it, though I don't understand what the problem is ? Where I come from we do not have a return policy at the local weed dealer. We smoke what we can get.