how to look sober

[tokeovertheline]

ok, first of all, i am a beginning stoner. When I smoke at home, which i've never done, will my parents be able to tell i'm stoned. When i've smoked at my friends house and been stoned while his parents were home, they did not seem to notice......or maybe they were pretending not to. So, how do i make myself look sober? thanks

tokeovertheline Reviewed by tokeovertheline on 03-07-2005. how to look sober ok, first of all, i am a beginning stoner. When I smoke at home, which i've never done, will my parents be able to tell i'm stoned. When i've smoked at my friends house and been stoned while his parents were home, they did not seem to notice......or maybe they were pretending not to. So, how do i make myself look sober? thanks Rating: 5

[slipnslide087]

no red eyes. keep your eyes open all the way. look at people when you talk to them. do not talk to them like they know your stoned. (paranoid) jut play it cool. dont smell like smoke. dont shit in yr pants at the dinner table.

[Encatuse]

Slips definately right about not shitting your pants at the dinner table. That's a dead give-away.

[StarcommanderX]

dont worry, your bound to get caught sometime, so just dont worry about it. might as well tell your parents now.

[Encatuse]

Yeah. If you're looking for an easy way to bring it up, just shit your pants at the dinner table.

[im your pusher420]

lmao, yeah just keep your eyes open..

[ermitonto]

I find all that I have to do after a session to make it so nobody can tell I've just smoked is this: (1) put Visine in my eyes if they're red, (2) change my shirt, and (3) chew a stick of gum or brush my teeth.

[Dick Justice]

When I smoke a joint I take extra smell precautions. I'll change my shirt and run water through my hair (the smoke clings) as well as eat some mints.

You don't need visine. If your eyes get red, just rub water into them. Works like a charm.

My favorite way of smoking, though, is to come home after a long day at school (I get home at like 6:45--it's a long fucking day), hurry up to the shower, lock the door, turn the water on so it sounds like I'm showering, and then blaze.

After that, you can take a real shower and get rid of the smell.

[XxInTheAirxX]

what i do is if they are home i smoke in my bathroom or my room (if its later at night b/c my rooms window is infront of the house and ya can tell if the window is open from the street so just incase someone is stopping over i am cool) and i just get on the coumputer or just chill out in my room, the only time i make contact with my family is if i get the munchies or i am getting something to drink.its normal for my family not to see me for days though b/c well...i don't like them. just play it cool and try not to think to hard about it. and you will on day get caught.. there is no way around it so yea good luck man!

[Edd]

i dont often stay at home when im stoned i stay at a mates house. once one of my dads mates noticed we were stoned and we were sitting in his living room his dad goes in and goes "stooooooned are you?" we go "naaaa" he goes "well i guess you wont want any of this then" drops this bag of purple hase on the floor, was nearly an ounce in it and goes "want to skin me up a joint?" so we sat there smoking with my mates dad that was well funny because we never knew he smoked weed or anything