how to look sober

[slipnslide087]

no advice is better than shitty advice.

[happysuicide]

thats you opinion...

i mean can you not tell the hint of sarcasm in it anyway? it's a half joke half true post.

i'm not saying it works on all parents, but if you keep your parents doubting in any way, they will usually stay off of your back

[slipknotpsycho]

uhmm.......you know some weird parents then.....cuz all the parents that i know that give a shyt will interrogate you even if they think your hiding somthing......most parents want to know every detail once they start asking questions too.......the best idea is to make your story BELIEVEABLE......

[Euphoric]

i think you had some good suggestions happysuicide person. kudos

my advice for appearing sober...is not to be on the defense. focus on how silly they look instead of your own insanity.

[soldier1944]

my dad is a cop and i have come stoned out of my mind plenty of times.
this is what i do, i spray one shot of this BODman spray on me. i then put visine eye drops in, and im good to go. the rest is just acting normal. although once i have come home and went looking for munchies and my dad said "for someone who just came home from being out to eat, you sure are hungry" i just told him they got my order wrong and i didnt end up eating much of it.

[StarcommanderX]

i think that was unnessecary. If you dont like what i have to say you can be a bit mature about it.

i really dont care if you think its stupid, it worked for me, it works for my mates, and it works for my area... just because it may not work for you doesnt mean i deserve to be sworn at

jeez, when does the gayness ever stop? number one, maturity is over-rated and completely un-necessary for young people, what ever happened to enjoying being a young peice of shit?. number two, "happy suicide"????!!! what the fuck! you fucking moron.

[StarcommanderX]

theres nothing happy about suicide, suicide just isnt cool. you fucking poser.

[Chongzbongz]

Im 15 and i smoke with my dad everyday... he takes me to his dealers house and his dealer blazes me up everytime hes got some really good skunk oil that he made so we just sit there and he sticks a pin in this big fucking jar of oil and he has this charcoal shit that he puts on this little metal tin and it just burns there,,, then we take the pin which has oil on it and let it run off onto the charcoal and we suck up the smoke... man i reek of weed right now... ill go have a wash- wash my hands and face then rinse mouth with minty mouthwash.... when my girlfriend comes over we get blazed then use mouthwash then -------------! works everytime cuz my step mom just thinks that me and nicole --------------! lol im pretty stoned right now... im correcting all my errors... this took we 15 minutes to write... Lol peace

[XxInTheAirxX]

wow you are among the lucky ones chongzbongz..i smoked with my dad once..and to him it was a one time concert only typa-thing ya know... i wished he smoked more with me.. its great father/daughter bonding time lol!!